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Did you think that I would buy you
A cell phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Not getting boned?
I'll try someone new
Chorus
Ching, ching, ching, goes the register
My wallet's broke from spending on her
Can you help me find a way
To score with chicks again
Girls right in front of my eyes
But they're moving on
Sweet ass that I can't tap
They don't want my shlong
It's getting old
I've tried to be bold
But I am still not getting some
Did you think that I would buy you
A cell phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Not getting boned?
I'll try someone new
Chorus
Ching, ching, ching, goes the register
My wallet's broke from spending on her
Can you help me find a way
To score with chicks again
Score with me!
(I thought my problems were gone)
Score with me!
(Today, today, today...)
Chorus
Ching, ching, ching, goes the register
My wallet's broke from spending on her
Can you help me find a way
To score with chicks again
Ching, ching, ching, goes the register
My wallet's broke from spending on her
Can you help me find a way
To score with chicks again
Ching, ching, ching, goes the register
My wallet's broke from spending on her
Can you help me find a way
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