"In Your Rear End" -- by Avril Lavigne

So much for me in your rear end
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Let's talk this over
I want you to give me head
Was it something I did?
Was it something I said?
Don't leave me horny
In a city so dead
If I don't score,
I'll just get blue-balls instead

You were all the things I thought I'd do
But you didn't want to do me

Chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to score, supposed to score, but we didn't
All of the memories of your body just fade away
All this time I was pretending
So much for me in your rear end
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I pay for sex
They tell you I'm gay
But they don't know me
Do they know that I go poo?
Put the Saranwrap on your mouth
Watch all the shit that I do

You were all the things I thought I'd do
But you didn't want to do me

Chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to score, supposed to score, but we didn't
All of the memories of your body just fade away
All this time I was pretending
So much for me in your rear end

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for losing your underwear
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know you'd lick my balls
Thanks for watching my pants fall
Then letting me know we were done

Chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to score, supposed to score, but we didn't
All of the memories of your body just fade away
All this time I was pretending
So much for me in your rear end

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to score, supposed to score, but we didn't
All of the memories of your body just fade away
All this time I was pretending
So much for me in your rear end

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for me in your rear end
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for me in your rear end
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...