Jake: What the hell is this!? Who do you think you are!? You were trying to SKIP our entire page, weren'tcha, punk!?
Jake: What the hell is this!? Who do you think you are!? You were trying to SKIP our entire page, weren'tcha, punk!?
Scott: No kidding! What a loser! You can't just try to skip our entire page and get away with it!
Jason: I think we should kick this person's ass! That would teach 'em!
Justin: You just want to touch their asses, ya queer!
Scott: Lump, you just want to fuck this person's ass. So shut up!'
Justin: Shut up, Scott! Or I will kick your ass!
Brad: Lump, you couldn't kick the ass of your blow-up doll!
Seth: He wouldn't want to do that 'cuz then he couldn't have sex with the filfthy thing.
Justin: You guys had better stop picking on me. I'll beat the shit out of all of ya!
Mike: Lump, you would run out of breath trying to throw your first punch.
Jake: Hey! Can we get back to task at hand here!? What are we gonna do about this cheating person viewing our page!?
Seth: Jake, why are you always telling us what to do? Who made you the boss?
Scott: Yeah! I should be the leader here!
Jason: Bullshit! You don't deserve anything but an ass kicking! I should be the leader of you guys!
Brad: Oh, give me a break. You can't even get a date! You claim to have had sex with "Fat Ho," and no one should be a leader of the Non-Scorers and be proud of something like that!
Justin: Hey! I should be the leader 'cuz I'm bigger than all of you and I will kick all of your asses!
Jake: Shut up, Lump! No one even likes you, let alone would they follow you.
Mike: Yeah! Why follow Lump around when you can all follow me around, huh?
Jake: The Non-Scorers Club was my idea in the first place! I created this web site! If you guys don't wanna punish this person for trying to mess with us and avoid our page, then I'll just hafta kick your sorry asses!
Jason: Bring it on, bitch!
The Non-Scorers once again start to beat the holy hell out of each other... what would you like to do now?
How about having a group of the Non-Scorers show you around the web page, ya cheater! You owe it to 'em!
What about the group of Jake and Seth?
Perhaps you would prefer the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike?
Or maybe the final group of Brad and Justin is more to your liking?
Or do you dare take a chance on the surprise mystery guest? 
Are you still planning on cheating the Non-Scorers? Do you really hate their fighting so much that you want nothing more than to just get past this and get on to the main page? Well, we can't stop you if your mind it set (ya lying cheater), so you can skip past this entire part and get to the main Non-Scoring page by clicking here.