EX: Ali= Aliyliy
5) Have a teaparty with the angry ghosts in your attic. Talk about your problems.
6) When explaining how bored you are, use big words.
EX: “I’m falling down a large black tunnel, just staring into space with the song “Blue” stuck in my head.” Remember that ‘I see dead people’ look.
7) Write down all words in two languages.
EX: “I see a black dog.”
“Me ve de negro perro.”
8) Lock yourself in you rroom by removing door handle and singing along with “Show ME the Meaning of Being Lonely”.
9) Feed all your posters peanut butter and ask them to sing with you.
10) You got this far, now you send some!
11) Interview your posters.
12) Tie yourself to the railing and play ‘Cops ‘n’ Robbers’ alone.
13)Write out your favorite songs in Spanish (Matty’s writing out “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” by The Offspring in Spanish).
14) See if you’re offended by giving yourself the middle finger (or the finger equivelant to that in your home).
15) Give each of your fingers flavors and suck on them.
EX: My thumb tastes like watermelon
16) Yell at the little voices in your head (admit it, they exist).
17) Ground your foot from walking with the other one.
18) Give your body parts names.
19) Count your toes even though you know how many you’ll get.
20) Curse uncontrollably at the TV commercials (I hate those damn car commercials!)
