*1)You want your class motto be “Jellicles can and Jellicle Do
2)Your boyfriend’s name is Jacob Brent, and you don’t know him
*3)You expect your boyfriend to lift you over your head on a date
4) People ask what your favorite cat is you say a Jellicle Cat
*5)Something scares you and you call for Munkustrap
6)You’ve eaten all the homemade cookies and insist it was Mungojerrie and
Rumpelteazer
*7)In your daily make-up routine you have whiskers
8)You look at people weird when they tell you spandex isn’t in style
9)The conversation always turns to CATS
*10)your favorite food becomes Jelly(lorum)and Asparagus
11)Every cat or stuffed cat you have is named after the video characters
12)Every cute guy you see reminds you of Rum Tum Tugger
13)A beloved pet dies you say Macavity stifled it
*14)Then you say it has been chosen to go to the heaviside layer
*15)You refer to all dogs as Pekes and Pollicles
16)You tell people your Pollicles marched in Marching Songs for Pollicle Dogs
17)You tell friends that your dogs were in the Aweful Battle of the Pekes and the
Pollicles
18)Your locker is plastered with pics from the video
19)You become severely ill if you don’t see it once a day
*20)Your cats think you’re one of them
21)People are curious when they find that your hooked on Catnip
*22)You tell people one of your best friend is Andrew L. Webber, and you’ve never met
the guy
23)You say the richest man on earth is Bustopher Jones
24)When people asks what your fat cat does all night, you say she teaches mice and
cockroaches
*25)You have a Jellicle Name and use it regularly
*26)You refer to the bathroom as the ‘Litter Box”
*27)You become angry when people ask ‘what’s a Jellicle Cat?’
28)When someone else’s’ pet dies you say, ‘this reminds me of Grizabella’
*29)You know all the cats from the movies’ name and their profiles
*30)no one laughs at your jokes anymore(e.g.-why did the Jellicle cross the junkyard?
To get to the Heaviside Layer!)
31)You insist the worst disease in the world is Palsy
32)When you fall and land on your feet you say that your Pouncival
33)You call your grandmother Jennyanydots
34)You pray to God and Old Deuteronomy at night
35)You call your enemies ‘Macavity-Worshippers’
*36)You can use ‘terpsichorean’ in a sentence
37)When people get too tense, you tell them not to be such a Demeter
38)You yell at people who don’t think Jacob Brent and/or John Partridge’s cute
39)You tell people you’re having Mutton for dinner, even though you have no clue
what it is
40)You’ve noticed so many things in the movie and always interrupting to say so,
your friends have to tell you to shut your mouth and you tell them not to lose their
whiskers
*41)You have CATS on for computer wallpaper, screensaver, mousepad...
*43)You don’t respond to your human name
44)You have the urge to eat birds and chase mice
45)Your friend says, “Are you watching David Copperfeild tonight, and you respond
that you’re watching The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees instead
46)Cats that you can’t find are definitely Junior Mistoffelees
47)All twins you find you name Coricopat and Tantomile or Mungojerrie and
Rumpelteazer
48)Your dream is to sing and dance in CATS
*49)You only want Tumblebrutus(or any other character)for Christmas
50)You expect your kitten to jump up and sing Memory(the part Jemima sings)
51)You spend ours looking for CATS sites on the net
55)All old cats are Grizabellas or Gus’
56)When you’re alone, you say to yourself, “Don’t worry, Alonzo will save me”
57)All people who can do gymnastics really good are related to Victoria
58)When people ask you where you’d like to go on vacation you tell them Victoria
Grove
59)When you ask someone what there nameS are, you say, yeah, but what is your
Fancy Name?
60)You’re being a CATS character for Halloween
-*61)Your wardrobe consists of spandex, extra tails, extra ears, and soft boots
62)When you get a new necklace, you say you got it from the Woolworth Store
63)You say your very proud to have spats, even if your not quite sure what they
are
64)You tell people to call 1-800-97Jenny-anydots to lose weight
65)Down from the Library you here a loud ping, even though you don’t have a
library
66)You inform people the road is a pavement
67)It’s a streetlamp, not streetlight
68)When people go to court you say their going to Tottingham Court
69)When you spill something on your new jeans, you say, and you see, the border of
her coat, is torn, and stained with sand
70)You’re constantly adjusting your shirt collar and belt(Like Rum Tum Tugger)
71)People who are mean are Macavity’s Rats
72)Your new word is Etcetra
73)You’ll name your kids Cassandra, Jemima or Victoria if it’s a girl, Alonzo, Victor, or
Augustus if it’s a boy
74)People who don’t believe you’re a cat are demented
75)Your friends were worried when you started wearing a collar but now it has tags
on it
76)You’re continuously writing CATS fanfictions
77)If someone looked in your math Notebook they’d see something like
JB+ME=LOVE
78)If someone looked in your English book, they’d see words like terpsichorean and
Pragmatical
*79)In Art your self portrait has a tail and ears
80)There is drawings of the CATS characters on all your homework
81)The teacher is handing back worksheets and she call out, “Who’s Bill Bailey?”
82)When you go to Boston, you ask to ride the Sleeping Car Express
83) On your answering Machine it says,”The jellicle you have reached is not available
please leave a meow at the beep”
84)You do your homework, you realize it looks like cat scratch
85)The only thing worse than a Anti-Jellicle is two Anti-Jellicles
86)The FBI is now Scotland Yard
87)It’s not a magician, it’s a fakir!
88)The cats that are smart are artful and knowing
89)Your knew saying is “Curiosity killed the Jellicle,” but your friends say you’ve
taken the joy out of it
90)You ask your grandmother to tat you a sweater
91)The most talented cat you’ve seen created a beetle Tattoo
92)you’ve collected the cast’s pics and put them in your ‘Friend Photo Book’
93)You can hope they come out with a CATS CD-ROM
94)You wonder if Skimble is a Jellicle cat because he’s not black and white
95)You note that Bombalurina’s really pretty, and want a pink cat to name after
her
96)The word Railroad has been changed to Railway
97)Your cat caterwauls and has bright black eyes
98)Your cat is roly-poly, small and moderate size all at the same time
*99)Your family wants to disown you, you’ve watched it so much
100)You start telling your friends their mad as hatters(whatever they are)
101)When people ask you what your address is, you say, “First I must tell you how to
Ad-dress a cat”
102)Your pet parrot’s name is Billy McCaw
103)You’ve tried to find how T.S. Eliot came up with those names(e.g.-Plato? Electra?
Jennyanydots?)
104)You tried to mail T.S. Eliot even if he died over 30 years ago
105)You find yourself singing Journey to the Heaviside Layer, and people ask you why
your saying up
106)Your mom says you’re taking a trip, and you want reservations at the Russell
Hotel
107)You want to brush your teeth with Fish Paste
108)You lose that prize winning fish and say it was Mr. Mistoffelees
109)You lay on cars
*110)You try to play golf with a spoon
111)When you use Toodle-Pit in the end of a sentence
112)You hope they come out with a CATS gameboy
113)You know not only the entire cast, but the make-up designers and everyone
114)You’ve noticed all the bad editing
115)When your in Gymnastics and tell your teacher your sure your
Tumblebrutus
116)In the cafeteria you ask for cabbage and Rice Pudding
117)You’re hissing at teachers
118)You’re crawling on all fours, even though your past that age
119)You hear a funny joke, but instead of laughing, you purr
120)You depend on fur when it’s cold
121)You tell people you can’t hurt your feet because you have pads
122)You get Tuna Breath
123)You’re speaking in a singing formation
124)You dance to about every song you hear
125)You call your brother Macavity’s Nephew(NeCavity)
126)Your favorite smell is cat food
127)Your dogs growl at you
128)You call your parents Master
129)Your teeth seem to get sharper
130)You’ve changed your A.D.I.D.A.S. clothes to A.D.I.D.A.T(All day I dream about
Tugger) or A.D.I.D.A.M.(M=Mistoffelees)
131)You self-bathe yourself without water, but with your tongue
132)You yell at your dance teacher because your new dance outfit she assigned you is
purple...none of the cats you know are purple
133)You go to the post office and ask for Skimbelshanks
134)You go to the Nursing home to give Gus your best wishes
135)Everything reminds you of something that happened in CATS
136)You commonly have spots drawn on your eyes and white mascara so you can look
like Alonzo
137)You steal your Grandma’s crocheting yarn so you can bat at it
138)You want you occupation to be employing cockroaches
139)You try to fly on a flying trapeze, even though you only have a chandelier
handy
140)Your lively goal is to have the whole world love CATS as much as you do
141)Lately the only annoying thing you’ve done is your continuously meowing
142)You wait up at night to see if the Jellicle Moon will rise
*143)You listen to your cats’ conversations, to see if their attending this year’s Jellicle
Ball
145)Your friends yell at you for not thinking your favorite singer is cuter than Jacob
Brent anymore
*146)You act like you favorite character from CATS
147)You tell people your little brother is tottery(weak) and they look at you weird,
like “What?”
148)You know all the dance steps to some of the hardest songs
149)You join dance class(if not already there) just to have better odds of getting a part
you want when you audition to be in CATS
150)You begin to continuously stick out your tongue like Mungojerrie
151)You tried to do a flip backwards off your bed or something high
152)You find fun in jumping off creaky Rocking Chairs
153)You reenact the funniest moments of the video(e.g.-Rum Tum Tugger accidentally
trips Misto, he falls, his back foot, not his real one, the one during the Pekes and the
Pollicles, slides across the stage)
154)You History teacher asks you what your favorite date in history was, and you tell
her 1981(the years the first CATS production was set)
155)”What do you want to be when you grow up?” your homeroom teacher asks, and
you say Dick Whittington’s friend, but maybe the Pied Piper’s Assistant
156)You tell people you tell people Leonardo DiCaprio and Nick Carter are dirtballs to
Michael Gruber
157)You can make that horrifying and priceless face Demeter makes in the end of
Macavity
158)You’ve caught every character that talks to another character or offstage worker
when their not suppose to
159)You want arm and leg warmers so you can be more like the cats in the video
160)You’ve tried really hard to do that Victoria thingy, but when you explain to your
boyfriend what he has to do, you can’t understand why he won’t help
161)You feel Skimbelshanks confusion when he has trouble trying to figure out how
Jennyanydots got into the car
162)You and I both know that Mistoffelees is the best magician in the world and figure
he’s trying to blow up the stage during his song
163)You’re afraid of the Fiend of the Fell(to an extent)
164)You tell your friends to forget rooting for football teams, try the Siamese and
Growltiger
165)You’ve counted how many they zoom into Rumpelteazer, Bombalurina, and
Demeter’s butt (and labelled them sickos, unless, of course, you’re a guy, DEVON
166)CATS is all you listen to
167)Forget Casey and Jo-jo: we have Drew and Jo Gibb!
168)You’re new version of Ford commercials: Rosemarie, Ford tough
169)You explain to your friends you want your wedding to be like the one Victoria
seems to have with Plato in the CATS video
170)You tell people the worst relationship you could get is one like Demeter and
Macavity
171)You want to vote Munkustrap for president, and Alonzo for vice
172)You want to look like a dog so you try the big shoe idea
173)You try making a cockroach mask in Art class
174)You carry big forks and knives with you and tell folks your cockroach
175)You try and make for voice as high as Veerle Castleyne’s(Jemima), you think her
voice is beautiful
176)You try to get the drama club to do CATS
177)You try and get your choir/band do Mr.Mistoffelees as a concert song
178)You tell your parents your going to prosecute the editors of CATS video
179)You declare that if looks could kill, Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer would be
murderers, not robbers
180)The sickest things you’ve seen is the parts of the body Etcetra rubs against and
falls into on Rum Tum Tugger’s body
181)You have the urge to climb just anything
182)You use the retractable claws you don’t have
183)You know how to dance a Gavotte and a Jig(what are they anyway?)
184)You can caterwaul and commonly use the word
185)You refer to all maternal people as Jennyanydots or Jellyorum
186)You think scaring the pigeons away is a blast
187)You call overweight people St.James Street inhabitants
188)You name animals of not only feline species after the cats of CATS
189)You’re curious why there is no Manx cats in CATS
190)Your family members have Jellicle names as well, even if they’re not from the
actual play, but made up
191)Everyplace reminds of a scene from CATS
192)You’ve been working on the cute expressions Jacob Brent makes, the kitten ones
the kittens make, and the unique ones Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer make
193)You’re trying to make a CATS costume for Halloween and just everyday
194)You’re trying to figure out how the naming of Cats is a difficult matter; you never
have trouble coming up with weird and unique ones
195)You could write at least three books about the video
196)You’ve never seen it on Broadway but you know it better than just about
anyone
197)Your vocabulary consists of ‘parasitical,’ and ‘authorical’
198)When people say their going to the movies or seeing a play, you naturally ask if it’s
CATS their going to see
199)When someone tells you they saw CATS live you get so jealous, you go into a mad
hissy-fit
200)You’ve tried to meet your favorite actor/actress in the video even though most of
them are in London(But not Jacob Brent!)
201)Your dreams are filled with visions of Cat Eyes, dancing in your head
202)You think about your first date with a CATS character, even though you never
had one
203)You want to do ‘Macavity’ for a dance play
204)You’ve been looking in catalogs for Tugger’s Mane
205)You imagine you in your favorite characters’ place when you watch the video
206)You want to do one of the songs for a Talent Show or something
207)You play CATS whenever your friends who like CATS is over
208)You’ve printed every picture from the video you could find on your
computer
209)You(providing you have a scanner or a friend does)have scanned everything you
find on CATS, stuck it on your wall, homepage, or anything else that you can stick it
to
210)You add the characters you like in CATS to your Best Friends list
211)You pretend someone in the play is you brother, uncle, aunt, etc.(e.g.-I’m Matropolis,
My brother is Mistoffelees, one of my uncles is Munkustrap)
212)You no longer call your brother by his real human name
213)You’ve tried to take pictures of the cast while watching the video
214)You’ve freaked out your neighbors by talking about the Jellicle Ball when they
weren’t to far away
215)You resent it when people say Tugger looks like he’s from the Rocky Horror
Pictures
216)You accidentally wear a tail to school(ooh, bad plan, genius)
217)You’ve nearly broken your neck by trying to roll backwards as fast as the kittens
do when Tugger hits them with his butt
218)You confuse yourself saying, “Yes, no, oh, hi oh my eye”
219)You call your little cousins kittens
220)You’ve asked the Drama Club if you could do the Aweful Battle of the Pekes and
the Pollicles
221)Your fave quotes are “Nothing at all to be done about that,” and “There’s no doing
anything about that”
222)You’ve declared yourself Frisky and Frolicle
223)You tell people they better leave you alone or you’ll send the Great Rumpus Cat
after them
224)After you’ve told your dad that Macavity did it, your parent says that’s impossible,
he’s not even around America, you say that’s because ‘when you reach the scene of
crime, Macavity’s not there!”
225)For Thanksgiving you have Potatoes and greens and Asparagus, and you say, “this
reminds me of CATS...”
226)Your favorite romances came from CATS
227)You want a tux(providing you like tuxes) just like Misto’s
228)You still don’t know who Exotica is suppose to be exactly, even though you’ve
watched her ways a Ga-zillion time
229)you can find at least twenty words that rhyme with Mistoffelees
230)If a magician doesn’t say “PRESTO!” it won’t work
231)You often scribble down lyrics on your papers
232)For your history report you wanted to do GENGHIS Kahn
233)Your favorite Greek Goddess is VICTORIA(Goddess of Victory)
234)you’ve tried to commission a sphinx, but only your brother was handy. Too bad
for him...
235)You’ve became very familiar with book and with bell
236)You’ve tried to ride on a broomstick, but your cat can’t seem to do it either
237)”My grandmother’s so old,” you say, “Her eye twists like a crooked pin”
238)The man in the moon is now a woman in the moon, because you know she’s ‘lost
her memory, she is smiling alone’
239)In the fall the withered leaves collect at your feet and the wind morns
240)You’re convinced that you can spell fatalistic in English class and use it in a
sentence
241)NOT watching CATS on Friday is NOT an option
242)Anorexics are not just thin, they’re thin as a rake
243)masquerading is an everyday thing, open up, enter in
244)When your boyfriend gets mad at you for getting too close(like a hug) to another
boy, you say they do it in CATS
245)You say you’ll being going to the Pub soon (really though, there still are pubs in
America)
246)You can walk on a wire, fly through the air, bounce on a tire, etc.(I love that
word!)
247)That new kid is so cute, his eyes twinkle as though “cats are dancing in them”
248)You end your report with “There is nothing at all to be done about that”
249)You want to do Palsy for your Health report
250)You can relate anyone, even your enemies, to someone in CATS
251)(Providing you have the Internet)You spend hours looking for RPGs and other
good places any trying to find out that guy is behind Bustopher in his solo
252)You tell your younger sibling to “stifle it”
253)You suddenly have a collection of several kinds of wigs
254)”Stop that Rumpus!” You yell to your younger relatives
255)You’re declared a “Catsologist,” studying “Catsology,” constructing “Catsonomy”
256)Your fave tongue twister is “When the Jellicle Moon is shining bright, Jellicles
come to the Jellicle Ball
257)You’d rather go out with one of the cats than a human
278)Your latest gossip is Victoria’s cheating on Mistoffelees
279)Spoofing songs into or out of CATS is a profession
280)You asked your mom if you can press charges on the movie editors
281)When you see or hear a train, your first thought is Skimbelshanks
282)Your favorite pancakes are suddenly Aunt JEMIMA pancakes
283)When you fall, you land on all fours and very softly at that
284)You call Santen Beelzebub(Beelzebub is another word for devil)or
Mistoffelees(Mistpheleeze is another word for devil also)
285)You gasp when you hear the words “rising sun”
286)You go to your artistical side to draw a picture of “sunlight through the trees in
summer”
287)You call out “FLOOD ALERT!” When Munkustrap spits in the beginning of the Rum
Tum Tugger
288)You simply have to ask Mistoffelees where he gets his tuxes
289)Instead of saying Political parties in Social Studies Class, You say Pollicle
Parties
300)You want to know how Jennyanydots loses weight so quickly
301)You think the Great Escape should have a Screamin’ Macavity Demon
302)You are sure Macavity has thrown you off your rocker
303)Whatever Bombalurina is wearing is the new fashion statement
304)You are so determined to prove Cassandra is/isn’t a Siamese
305)You want to do your Missing Kids report on Jonathan, James, and George
306)You want the Tugger’s collar
307)You don’t understand why Grizabella isn’t in the paper--under obbituaries
308)You can’t figure out why Macavity isn’t in jail yet
309)Then you explain to yourself it’s because When you reach the scene of crime:
Macavity’s not there!
310)When your mother/father can’t figure out where to go for dinner, you suggest
asking Bustopher Jones
311)Let’s face it, your friends wanna murder you; then you have the nerve to say
“Don’t do that, it’s Macavity’s job!”
312)You don’t have Blonde moments(no offense blonde headed people), you ahve CATS
moments
313)You mail Jeapordy a new catergory: CATS: and what it can do for you
314)You wanna die your hair black--and pink--and white-- and light orange--just like
Demter’s
315)Your looking into getting your own Proffesional cat tail
316)You want your tombstone to read “Everlasting Cat”
317)Or when you’re cremated you want to be spread across Winter Garden
Theatre
318)If you had to die, your last request would be to meet Jacob Brent
319) youre birthday cake is disigned as a cathead.Wig annd All
320)You have youre party under the Jellicle Moon
321) Youre pigtails are seeming to point and Gravity have lifted them up.
321)you paint cat faces oon your dolls
322)You send fanmail to the Coricopat asking about ESP books (WEIRD!!!)
323)You spoof your favorite song into CATS when your bored
324)You look for Growltiger’s tombstone in your local cemetary
325)You spend hours trying to figure out why CAT MORGAN wasn’t included in the
play
326)Where is Bloomsbury Square anyway?
327)You send a “Happy Anniversary” card to A.L. Webber for CATS
328)You wonder if Jennyanydots is a bulimic
329)”God bless Jesus, and God bless ALW” are in your prayers
330)You know one day there’ll be a great amusement park: CATS World
301)You hope your favorite music artist (Ricky Martin; Britney Spears...) decides to
join CATS)
302)You hope one day the London cast of CATS will do a ‘Got Milk?’ commercial
303)You start drawing whiskers on all your friends
304)In your yearbook you write “MACAVITY!” by the people you don’t like
305)Opening a can of tuna becomes difficult
306)Pokemon? Puh! We need CATS on gameboy!
307)You create a time machine just so you cna go back in time to be there when teh
pahroahs commision the Sphinx
308)The morning is your ‘new life’
309)Why did Grizabella cross the road? To have the memory of being run over (sorry
I love that one, cracks me up every time)
310)You have attempted in finding a a pair of white spats (whether youknow what
they are or not)
311)You can forge all of the cats signotures
312)You spend time creating useless lists about CATS to waste yours and other’s
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