Top 10 Hazardous Things That Would Make CATS a Comedy

1) When Pouncival gives up flirting with Bombalurina and goes and cuddles with Jemima, Bomby comes over and slaps him
2) When Munkustrap is on the ground and Macavity dances over him, Munkus kicks up one foot, causing… great pain…
3) Teazer and Mungo come on, and Mungo keeps telling Teazer “shh”, she punches him in the nose and they end up in a fist fight
4) Plato crawls on top of Etcetera suddenly, she kicks him off and goes into a womens’ rights movement 5) Cassandra does her split amd pulls a muscle and can’t get up
6) Misto is trying to open the trunk for Jennyanydots and it suddenly flies up in his face, knocking him unconcious
7) When Pouncival comes up to Grizabella and slaps her, she jumps back and that he punches her in the stomach and runs away
8) The whole cast does a curtain call with bloody noses
9) Tumble does a somersault-flip and breaks his neck like Jelly warned him about
10) And, the number one hazardous thing that would make CATS a comedy… Jemima is caught smoking during “The Moments of Happiness”