Your Dreams Have Come True When...
*some of these are kinda for girls...
1) Your dance administrator is Britney Spears
2) Your Drama Teacher is Jacob Brent
3) Your P.E. teacher this year is Michael Gruber
4) Aaron Carter starts going to your school
5) Will Smith calls you up on the phone
6) Justin Timberlake suggests you join him and the rest of ‘N SYNC in their next music video
7) You are asked to host the next MTV music awards
8) Ricky Martin invites you to lunch
9) You become Jo Gibb’s understudy in CATS
10) You walk down the street and run into Nick Carter and Brian Littrell
11) You are *forced* to be in CATS with no auditioning
12) Sugar Ray stops you on the street asking for your autograph (for whatever the reason)
13) Matchbox 20 performs at your school and they all talk to you personally
14) You accidentally trip Mariah Carey while at her concert (It sounds bad but it’s really funny)
15) You have a date listed with Kevin Richardson (again I am at loss of words)
6) You don’t have a date for the prom, so Lance Bass suggests you might go with him (even if he’s a lot older than you are!)
17) Your first kiss is with Carson Daley (okay, that’s a bit drastic…)
18) You successfully write a song for Smash Mouth (that’s something I could do)
19) You come across free tickets to see CATS
20) You are asked to do a duet with Jennifer Lopez
21) You sell a sequel to CATS to Andrew Lloyd Webber (and make gazillions of dollars)
22) You convince Disney to do a TV series of CATS (and make even more dollars)
23) You get Aeva Mae and Michael Gruber together and they do CATS again as Demeter and Munkustrap and they end up getting married
24) After you finish coaching Fergus Logan, he wins the Olympics (one word: wow)
25) You become a photographer for a day and get to do a photo shoot for Fastball
26) You win a trip to London, get to see CATS, meet the Spicegirls and B*Witched
27) You become a background dancer in Shania Twain’s videos
28) You are accepted as the fourth Dixie Chick (I hope you’re a girl)
29) a relative is getting married and at their wedding the band 98 degrees shows up to sing ‘I do’ (and you drool all over the cake)
30) Faith Hill stops by to take you to lunch, but your booked with Clay Walker
31) You go to the local pizza place with your friends, where you meet up with Drew Varley and Jacob Brent, who end up fighting over you
32)Your parents let you get a cat (it doesn’t seem like a big deal to all you people, but I won’t be able to have a cat until I’m 18)
33) You find out one of your Londoner cousins is Kaye Brown, and she gives you all sorts of CATS stuff and backstage passes
34) You sell a musical to ALW you call DOGS (which by now Bill Gates owns petty change)
35) You learn how to set a mouse trap without snapping your thumb—but the key is that Chris Kirkpatrick taught you (but he probably can’t even set them)
36) Veerle Castelyn catches a cold and you are asked to take her place as Jemima (not so great for Veerle though)
37) Your first job is babysitting Victoria Addams’ kid
38) Summer comes to an end, but on the first day of school/college/work Tim McGraw pulls in your driveway…in a limosine
39) You perform at a talent show and at the end someone stands up and gives you a huge ovation. But who is that guy?… JC Chasez!
40) Your at a fair, bored out of your skull, when you find out Britney Spears is performing up by the cotton candy stand
41) Your new Spanish teacher is Enrique Iglasias and you’re his favorite
42) Mark McGrath [aka- the Finest Guy Alive {MATTY!}] is your new hair dresser (actually that’s kinda freaky if you have long hair)
43) You go to the beach with Blink 182 (watch out—you have to see their new music video “All the Small Things” to get this joke)
44) Destiny’s Child helps pay your bills (we can always use a little help)
45)You catch a ride with Ryan Reynolds (dying of heat stroke)
46) DJ of Sugar Ray helps you roll up your socks (don’t ask)
47) You help Mandi Moore in voice lessons (not like she needs your help! j/k)
48)You temporarily help the Counting Crows
49)You shake hands with Ryan Reynolds
