Hello. You have somehow stumbled upon my web page. This is unusual, because I haven't told anybody the location as yet, so well done! Enjoy my eccentricities!
"Standing fast, bold as brass
Holding on until the last
There's a song that will be sung
Strikes a chord in everyone
It's the decent thing to do."
- Split Enz
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Where to go from here?
Quotes
Better than a dead foetus, it's quotes from Flat 680.
Namesake
How did I come to be a Chelsea?
Monologues
Official transcripts of my brain
More Monologues
Whatever wouldn't fit in the first page.
Chelsea Moments
Infamously stupid things that I do
Oh D'arling!
All you ever wanted to know about Vanessa, my beautiful younger sibling.
Poetry
I tried.
Clint is the Man!
Now the question you have to ask yourself is... do I feel like reading about Clint Eastwood?
I'm bored.
Fine. Go somewhere else then.
21 Years: A Commemorative Portrait
Okay, not really, but here's some photos anyway.
