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2003 Reviews...

Welcome to the 2003 Movie Reviews Page, these are movies I watched in 2003 and deemed that I needed to review them. Be sure to check out the recommended ones out at your local video store.  Anything with a grade C or lower I would just avoid.

2003 Movie Reviews

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

      Halleluiah!! This film is absolutely flawless and breathtaking.  Peter Jackson has finished his trilogy with a bang.  This movie is definitely a fitting end to the three part series and what an end.  We continue on the journey towards Mordor and the end of Sauron.  Not only are the action sequences and battle scenes outstanding but there is still more character development that goes on and gives us more of an inside on all of the characters.  The character that definitely comes into his own in this film and shines is Sam Gamgee played by Sean Austin, he is in essence the true hero in this epic tale.  The cinematography and camera moments keep the audience entranced in the story.  If there is any justice in the world, Return of the King should get best picture and best director Oscars. 

Grade: A+

Haunted Mansion

    My love for movies based on theme park attractions stops with Haunted Mansion.  This film tries to get the feel of the ride by adding certain scenes that are in the attraction but that is as far as it goes.  I was so excited to see this film after the excellent job done with Pirates of the Caribbean, but this moved failed miserably.  Eddie Murphy stars as an annoying real estate agent who tries to sell Gracie Mansion aka the haunted mansion.  As soon as Murphy's character enters the mansion this movie takes a turn for the worst using jokes and plot points from a hundred other haunted mansion movies.  I think I would have liked this movie if I was 5 and Eddie Murphy was not cast in the lead role.

Grade: C-

Master & Commander

     Russell Crowe starts as Jack Aubrey, one of the Navy's finest sea captains.  This film is the first based on Patrick O'Brian's hugely successful novels based on Captain Aubrey and the British Navy during the Napoleonic Wars.  I am sure that more films will follow based on the success on Master & Commander.  Captain Jack Aubrey's ship is bodily damaged at the beginning of this film and it is up to Aubrey to save his crew and stop his enemy on a mission that can decide the fate of a nation.  Crowe does a exemplary job playing Aubrey and fits the role perfectly.  The special effects are quite good for this type of film and it keeps the viewer fully entertained throughout the entire film.  This is a historic swashbuckling adventure that is definitely a must see.

Grade: B+

Elf

     Ever since I first saw Will Farrell in the Night at the Roxbury I knew that he would make it big.  He has stared in the two funniest comedies of the year, Old School and now Elf.  The film was originally supposed to star Jim Carrey, but he decided not to do it before pre-production.  This film only works because of Will Farrell.  The film is about Buddy, a human who is raised in the North Pole by elves.  Buddy finds out that he is adopted and travels to New York to find his real father (James Caan).  The story is a classic fish out of water story but only Farrell could pull it of playing like an innocent child in the city for the first time.  The expressions on his face are what add to the innocence of his character.  The film also plays tribute to old Christmas specials such as Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Frosty the Snowman.  The film is directed by Jon Favreau who directed and starred in Swingers and Made.  This film is a definite must see for the winter holiday season and will unquestionably make a star out of Will Farrell.

Grade: A-

The Matrix Revolutions

    The journey through the matrix is finally over with the final film in the trilogy.  The Wachowski Brothers finish what they began in 1999 with the original Matrix film.  The film starts Keanu Reeves as Neo, Carrie-Ann Moss as Trinity and Lawrence Fishburne returns as Morpheus.  This film starts where Matrix Reloaded ends and the fight to save Zion intensifies.  The tag line for this film was, "Every thing that has a beginning, has an end," it seems that this movie did not head its own slogan.  One of the greatest downfalls for this movie was its ending.  If you expect this movie to tie up all the lose ends, you will be disappointed.  Although the CGI effects and action sequences are grand they do not compare to those in Reloaded.  Hugo Weaving returns as Agent Smith and it seems that he single-handily saved this movie.  The Agent Smith character is perhaps the most interesting entity in the entire Matrix universe.  Jada Pinkett Smith's character Niobe also plays a bigger part in this film and seems to fit in her role more comfortably than she did in Reloaded.  I think that the first two movies set up for a huge ending to the trilogy, but Revolutions did not deliver and this is where it failed.

Grade: B-

Kill Bill Vol. I

     This is Quentin Tarantino's fourth film and it seems that with each film he feels more comfortable with his directing style.  It seems that in making this film Tarantino threw everything he knew about film into this project.  Kill Bill is laced with references to past films that spans across different genres.  It even includes bits from anime to help explain the story of one of the assassins.  The story itself is a story about revenge, Uma Thurman plays "The Bride" and hunts down members of her former gang for trying to kill her.  The action sequences in this film are phenomenal and are true to older Asian films with more reliance on ancient weapons such as the Samurai sword.  The only fault in this film is its abrupt ending.  This movie was originally intended to be one long film, but producers decided to cut it into two parts with the later premiering in February of 2004.

Grade: B+

Underworld

     I first saw the trailer for this film a few months ago and I was somewhat intrigued.  It looked like a Matrix meets Blade type of film.  This movie delivers on everything that it promised in the trailer and more.  Kate Beckinsale stars as a vampire leading a battle against werewolves that has been going on for the better part of a century.  The action sequences are quite elaborate and the story gets intricate at times.  This is Len Wiseman's first time directing a feature film and he will have no problem getting more gigs.  The cinematography and music are what really set the tone for the story and it makes you feel as if you are involved in this world.  The only real downside to this picture is the ending which sets up a sequel.  I guess they presumed it would do well at the box-office.

Grade: B

Pirates of the Caribbean

     This movie was absolutely AWESOME!!!  I have been waiting for this film for a year now and been following the progress of it since last year.  This movie definitely lives up to the ride at Disneyland.  I might mention that Pirates of the Caribbean has been my favorite ride since I was a kid and I was not thrilled about the idea of making a movie of this ride, especially after the Country Bears bombed so badly in the box office.  A great thing about this movie is that it incorporates a lot of the ride into the movie which adds to the flavor.  The director of this film is Gore Verbinski who also directed The Ring.  The movie stars Kiera Knightly (Bend it Like Beckham), Orlando Bloom (Lord of the Rings), and Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands).  Johnny Depp steals the show from all of the other actors and deserves an Oscar nomination.  Another actor who does an excellent job is Geoffrey Rush who plays the captain of a cursed crew who are searching for a last piece of gold to end their curse.  I definitely recommend this movie and I am glad I did not use the word swashbuckling to describe it.

Grade: A+

The Matrix Reloaded

     The second film in the Matrix trilogy opened with a bang and lives up to the expectations of the first film.  It seems that many people either hated or loved this film.  I am one of those who actually loved it.  Many will agree that the first half hour was pretty much slow and pointless.  The action sequences were absolutely fabulous and raised the bar form the first film.  One of the reasons that many people might not have liked it is because the bar was raised so high on the first film.  All of the actors are back in this film and the battle for Zion continues with some new twists and turns.  Many people might be turned off by the abrupt ending but don't worry because the final installment will be coming out in November.  Like the first Matrix this one will have you thinking hours after the film is over. 

Grade: A-

X-Men 2: X-Men United

     Welcome to the summer of sequels, this is the first of what promises to be a great summer movie.  X-Men 2 is in all respects a "popcorn flick," it gives the audience everything it is looking for in a summer blockbuster including spectacular effects.  Bryan Singer returns with the rest of the cast from the first film with a few new editions including Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler.  Although you can definitely feel the size of this movie it does not live up to the expectations that it could have fulfilled.  The story tries to show the importance of the X-Men and continues a few plot points from the first film (i.e. Wolverines quest).  I was not impressed by this film and even found it slow at times, Singer had years of plot lines and characters to incorporate from years of X-Men comic books such as the Beast or Gambit but failed to do so and only made a movie that could have been better.  Alan Cummings and Patrick Stewart save this film as well as Hugh Jackman funny as ever.

Grade: B-

Ghosts of the Abyss

     This film was not a wide release film, but is only playing in selected IMAX and special 3-D theaters.  I am a huge fan of the Titanic so I absolutely loved this film.  This film chronicles director James Cameron's journey to the bottom of the ocean to get a closer glimpse of the legendary liner, Titanic.  Joining him on this adventure is Bill Paxton who also starred in Titanic the film.  Even if you do not have a interest in Titanic the visual effects are stunning and the added 3-D effect makes it seem as if you are right there with them.  If you don't catch this in theatres you are missing out on a great movie going experience.

Grade: A+

Chicago

     This is rookie director Rob Marshall’s first directorial feature and he hits this one out of the ball park.  If you are a fan of musicals and Broadway you will absolutely love this film bar none.  The Oscars it received were very well deserved and it is a shame that Rob Marshall did not get one for directing.  This film is set during the roaring 1920s, with a beautiful backdrop of Chicago.  The film stars Renee Zellweger as Roxie who dreams of becoming a star on the stage much like Velma Kelley played wonderfully by Catherine Zeta-Jones.  I must say that this is the best I have seen from both actresses.  Roxie is accused for the murder of her lover and it is Richard Gere’s job as Billy Flynn to get her off the hook.  This film has excellent cinematography, costumes and dance numbers.  One of the best films of 2002 and 2003.  Do not miss this film it will surely become a classic.

Grade: A

Bend it Like Beckham

     This is Gurinder Chadha’s third feature film and she keeps getting better with every one. This is a light hearted comedy about a young Sikh girl, Jasminder, who dreams of playing professional football (soccer for you Americans).  She finds another girl who also takes an interest in football played by Keira Knightley (look for her in this summer’s Pirates of the Caribbean) who gets Jas to join the town’s girl’s football team.  Jasminder’s parents are against her playing football and she tries to sneak off to play.  Much like Bhaji on the Beach and East is East it follows in the tradition of poking fun at Indians living in England.  Jas ultimately has to choose between her culture and her first love.  The music and camera work is great for a low budget film.  Although it is in limited release it should be easy to get on video and DVD soon enough.

Grade: B

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

     I am putting this film under 2003 because that is when I saw it, although it came out in 2002.  This film is nearly flawless, during this film I could not believe that I was watching a movie that not only had a plot but was visually stunning.  The film continues where the last one left off and does not waste time updating the audience of what took place in the first film.  We follow Frodo and Sam on their continuing journey as they travel with a  new companion named Gollum.  We also see two major battles take place in the end of this film.  I thought that this movie was by far better than the first which is hard to say.  I recommend watching this film before it leaves theatres.  Look for the final installment Lord of the Rings: Return of the King hitting theatres December 2003.

Grade: A+