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April 6, 2004

Well over the course of these past weeks, a lot of things have happened to "piss me off". It doesnt take too much to piss me off, but it takes a lot to get me pissed off enough where I have to write about it. So here is a list (not in any order) of things that piss me off.

1) If you go to a college where a team has just won a championship, and are not on the team,do not ever say, "We won the Championship"!- You didn't win shit. The team that represents your school won. All of THEIR hard work and dedication helped THEM win. The fact that you sat in at 3 of their games and sat in the nose bleed seats and clapped now and then, did not give them the boost in morale they needed to pull it off. They were a team, and it was a team effort, you as a fan did nothing. Youre team deserves a congratulations, a trophy, and whatever awards that may come their way, but you deserve nothing! Except maybe a cleveland steamer on your chest.

2) If a girl who has been known to be a slut for the better part of her life on this planet, says "I'm not a slut, I have a boyfriend". - BULLSHIT. I would bet my bottom dollar that if you're now current boyfriend heard of your disgusting acts, and your filthiness, not only would he break up with you, but he would probably saw his own dick off with a butter knife. There is no such thing as "Born-again virgins". Once a whore, always a whore. And dont give me any of this, "well im not a slut anymore" garbage, once he dumps you when he sees those nasty meat curtains, you'll be out hunting for dick once again.

3) If you are a Mets fan, you cannot be mad at the Yankees for buying good players- IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU! The only way it affects you is during the subway series, which isnt even 3% of your games. If it comes down to another Mets Yankees world series, you can bitch and moan about it then, but by that point ill already be drunk at the parade, so I wont remember it anyway.

4) If someone calls "Shotgun" and there are 2 cars, they must specify which car they are calling shotgun for, or it is up in the air- 2 of my friends called "SHOTGUN" but one of them called shotgun in my friend Jons car. They both got into an argument over who had shotgun, so while that took place, I stole shotgun. Which leads me to:

5) Just because you are the loudest person in an argument, doesn't mean your right- If there is a disagreement over some obscure manner, do not yell your point. This isn't the fucking jungle, you don't have to "establish dominance". If all else fails, and there is no right or wrong, stab the person you are arguing with. That will no doubt end the argument.

6) The phrases, "Thats your opinion" and "Thats one way to look at it"- Of course its my goddamn opinion, THATS WHY I SAID IT! I don't need you to inform me of what is or isn't my opinion. Thats like when you say a movie was bad, and someone says, "No you're wrong" I CANT BE WRONG YOU ASSHOLE! DIE! JUST DIE! And "thats one way to look at it" pisses me off. Dont try to be this deep, open person with that assinine statement, because the other way to look at it is down the barrel of my rifle.

That just about does it for me. Any comments can be emailed to me at Kamlkaze21@hotmail.com

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