Okay, kids, Zelda's Rare Candy Shop ain't exactly a literary e-zine. Well, you don't get diddly for sending me stuff--other than the fear that Zelda has forgotten you since she really only feels like updating once every three months and productive people seem to get in the way of that. But if you want to submit, basically, as long as your story has some semblence of a plot, I don't care if Jesse and James dress up as leather bondage Sailor Scouts, use fuzzy handcuffs to restrain Ash and Co, then head back home for some good old fashioned hentai. Only make it slightly different, because I might use that when I run out of ideas. Fan Art's basically the same, only let's try to avoid nudity. Well...graphic, full frontal nudity. You can still send it to me, of course...but it might not show up here.
More not me humor. This one is weird...but hysterical. It also has my new favorite fan fic line of all time: "James, I'm so happy! We should celebrate this occaision by having some hot sex!" Yes, I think a total of ten people go off to have hot sex and when you think of it, isn't hot sex pretty darn close to love?(well...no.)And now for something completely different...or the Dead Moltres Sketch by Kristie
Sailor-P-chanIs now our third non-Zelda writer! Her Quest for Zapdos seems to have epic potential!(Although, and no offense here, P-Chan, the secret J+J revealed was so not what I expected...::sighs::)
Yay! The Great Nat sent us her story, Evil Plots. This is...well...it involves communist pandas and sex. At certain points I thought, "Dear god, I think we're identical twins, seperated at birth...or at least evil clones."
Natalie was also kind enough to send us out first fan art! Huzzah! Awww...it's so cute!
And another new pic! Huzzah! It fits in with the latest craze--drawing Clay and Allison!
Yay! More pictures! My Gambling Addiction
@#$*!ing Safari Zone...
And rare candy!
Well, kiddies, we have a brand new feature here! Mystery Pokemon Theater 2187 by Bookcat In which various Zelda stories are...commented upon. Isn't Zelda a good sport kids? ^_^(You should probably read the originals before all the spelling and grammar and basic continuity errors are pointed out to you)
MPT 2187 of UA #1 This one really took me back...dude, I wrote it back when I could still write more than just dialogue!! ::snifles:: Look at all those nice, long paragraphs! ::bursts out sobbing::
MPT 2186 of UA #2 Yep, this is of the Unaired that caused people who'd seen Butch and Cassidy(I still haven't outside of some clips...)to tell me I got them wrong. Why? Cuz they weren't mean enough...
And Zehra sent us our first fan picture devoted to the beauty of rare candy! Huzzah!
Now this is classic...Professor Oak is a dirty, dirty old man. Just look at him pimpin' it up!
And Zehra's latest--the end of Unaired #2!
And also, Chaka's fic, The Brocky Horror Picture Show is finally up! Whoo!
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