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The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says........
"GOOD TRADE."
ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME, WHILE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE REINDEER GROW ANTLERS IN THE SUMMER EACH YEAR, MALE REINDEER
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DROP THEIR ANTLERS AT THE BEGINNING OF WINTER, USUALLY LATE NOVEMBER TO MID-DECEMBER. FEMALE REINDEER RETAIN THEIR ANTLERS TILL AFTER THEY GIVE BIRTH IN THE SPRING.
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THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO EVERY HISTORICAL RENDITION DEPICTING SANTA' S REINDEER, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, FROM RUDOLPH TO BLITZEN-HAD TO BE A GIRL.
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WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, ONLY WOMEN WOULD BE ABLE TO DRAG A FAT-ASS MAN IN A RED VELVET SUIT ALL AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT AND NOT GET LOST.
A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
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"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my Love Dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
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"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
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The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.....
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He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he
asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME, WHILE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE REINDEER GROW ANTLERS IN THE SUMMER EACH YEAR, MALE REINDEER
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DROP THEIR ANTLERS AT THE BEGINNING OF WINTER, USUALLY LATE NOVEMBER TO MID-DECEMBER. FEMALE REINDEER RETAIN THEIR ANTLERS TILL AFTER THEY GIVE BIRTH IN THE SPRING.
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THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO EVERY HISTORICAL RENDITION DEPICTING SANTA' S REINDEER, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, FROM RUDOLPH TO BLITZEN-HAD TO BE A GIRL.
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WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, ONLY WOMEN WOULD BE ABLE TO DRAG A FAT-ASS MAN IN A RED VELVET SUIT ALL AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT AND NOT GET LOST.
A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
The doctor tells his patient:
"Linda, I have some good news and some bad news."
Linda asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared.
"And the bad news?" Linda asks.
To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a natural bitch."
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