As our story begins we find Buddy Christ wondering the lands in search of followers thats when he came across the Dorks United. His name was Jesus (Hey-sus). he figured that he would have his new friends call him Buddy christ or Jesus (jesus) instead of Hey-sus so they wouldnt be confused when he wrote his name. Well him and his friends traveled round the world searching for dorks like them and thats how they came across this band of Dorks. Well to make the story of Buddy Christs life short he was born on christmas died before easter and was resurrected. his mother most likely had children after he was borning making her no longer a virgin. his teenage years were blanked out of existence cause he did some things that freaked many out and he can turn water into wine so all us dorks can have a merry time.