Chez Random

Welcome to the exquisite world of fine dining! There is only one twist: This is Random Things (not quite .com)! Please enter our excellent restaraunt and prepare yourself for an excellent dinng experience (or a large medical bill)

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Enjoy our excellent facilities
We have the most skilled cooks on the job
All your food is carefully studied
Witness the battle to end all battles: Chinese noodles vs. Spagehtti
Our excellent chef can do anything...except fix the toaster
Every piece of fruit is carefully checked to ensure that it is sanitary
Every table is outfitted with ketchup, the miracle condiment
At Chez Random, we set everthing afire!
Occaisonally, we kill our food!
Only the finest drinks are made a Chez Random
Try our Mexican platters!
Live entertainment
Interesting guests

Chez Random!

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