Top 16 Favorite Ways to Say "Hi, you've got a mean-looking dog attached to the seat of your pants."
- Hi, you've got a mean-looking dog attached to the seat of your pants
- Howdy! You should really get that growth removed
- Hot dog! That's what you got on your beeeeee-hind!
- Excuse, me my good fellow. I do believe that you have a carnivorous mammal clinging to your buttocks. I would advise you to get rid of it.
- Hey man, that's not right.
- Not cool, buddy. You have to pierce your tounge.
- Hey, look at that tree! And that dog that's biting your pants!
- I feel your pain. I was there, too.
- GOOD LORD! DON'T SIT DOWN!
- A little bit nippy, isn't it?
- I'm sort of an amateur surgeon. You...uh...need anything removed?
- Those sure were a nice pair of pants.
- Yo! That's one awesome and rebelous pair of pants!
- I think you just lost a pocket.
- Do you feel anything behind you?
- Nice boxers, dude!
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- Tea and crumpets
- People who don't know Jack
- Words that begin with the letter "K"
- Foreign cows
- Creatures of the night
- Lumpy things
- Smacks
- Going outside, then inside, then outside, then inside, then standing in the doorway while people shout at you to close the door because its winter
- Taking things apart
- Taking over the world and that kind of thing
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