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Welcome to RANDOM THINGS (not quite .com) This site is the home of all that is pointless and random. So sit back, and

Let the Weirdness Begin!

Behold! For upon this day, the all-powerful creaters of RandomThings (Not Quite) .Com have deemed that no longer shall lists be deleted whenst they are updated! Hoopla! (What that means is that you'll have to go to the bottom of each page for the new stuff because we're too lazy to take the old stuff off.)

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Random Wit and Wisdom:

Many people (Okay, no one) have asked us this question: "How could so wonderful a website as Random Things possibly come into being? Did gods come to you and tell you in a dream?" And the answer is no, we're pretty much gods anyway. Random Things was created exactly like this:

And that's pretty muich it, folks.

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Top Favorite Random Things

Rhinosquirrels
Even pointier things
Uncle Jimbo
ARGGGGGG!!
Tomato paste
Just plain paste
That thing under your bed that no one even wants to touch
When your computer says "Hey you! You have mail!" and your go out and check your actually EMPTY mailbox
The strange devices you always see on the back of your friends' heads
Gooey monkeys
That giant, flesh eating armidillo on your arm
(We might be lost in the black hole)
We love Black Holes
Grunting noises that probably mean "I am going to amount to nothing. NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!"
Tollivers Toothpaste (Because you dont have to brush your teeth once a week, but you just might want to. [It even tastes good on crakers!])
EMSC (Even More Scummy crums)
S-L-O-W----M-O-T-I-O-N

Random Websites

The site that says "Altor" in big letters at the top. (The aliens live!)
For anyone who like the unexplained or lives in New Jersey
A dinky little website
Not Ode to my Trousers, but the Rhinosquirrel Support Group!
The only official web site of Star Wars
A cool site for my favorite videogame franchise (castlevania)
the creators of the Monkey Island series and GRIM FANDANGO
The GRIM FANDANGO NETWORK!!! Need i say more?

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