Warrior Saturn's Page of Whatever.



OOPS! It did it again (a parody of Oops! I did it again), written when my comp crashed in December of 2000.

Happiness poem, written by me when I was blue one Monday night.

Slayers on Wheel of Fortune. A little something I wrote during Spring Break when I was suddenly hit by inspiration. It's rather amusing.

Mantic Monday My first songfic, done to the song 'Mangic Monday' by the Bangles. Trust me, it's cute.

Gables Ghost Battle (act 1) The first of a 2 part fic featuring yours truly plus some of my friends from UNH. The names have been sorta changed to protect the not that innocent. In fic time this takes place before 'Slayers Fantasy #5', which has yet to be posted.

Gables Ghost Battle (act 2) The second of the 2 part fic featuring the UNH paranormal studies club (Spike: "Club? What club? You guys were just a bunch of people who went in search of trouble." WS: "And like you, Buffy, and the Scooby gang are any different?" Spike *is silent* WS: "I have made my point"). This is the climactic final battle. Read on and enjoy.

Shinigami High - Disco Inferno: A massive RNF that gave birth to not one, but TWO alternate endings as well as a scene from the cutting room floor. *added 6-3-09*

*Alternate Ending 1
*Alternate Ending 2
*The deleted scene

Deck The Halls Fill-In (Zelgadis): THE FANFIC I was bored at work, and they were playing Christmas Music, and I started to hum 'Deck the Halls' and remembered something I saw on the Darkness Rising Slayers Fanfic page. Well, I started to write a fanfic around one of the little things that made me grin, and here it is.

Deck the Halls Fill-In (Lina) So you've read the fill in for Zelgadis, now here's one for Lina Inverse. What goes through her mind during the song?

Cennarian & Company's TWISTED TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS *NEW* We were bored around Christmas, and one can only take so much Christmas music without totally losing sanity. What are we to do? Asuka, Yui, me, and a bunch of other people from our RP groups came up with some sick and twisted variations on classic Christmas carols. Warning: Sick, twisted, and somewhat yaoi in nature at points. Read at own risk.

I Need the Bathroom One More Time *NEW* A twisted parody of a classic Britney Spears song. Written when I really had to use the facilities and they were already in use.

I Love Your Smile A songfic that takes place at some point during Slayers Fantasy. Will probably migrate its way there at some point. For now, it's here, and it's cute.

Gourrigan's Island Fics:
    The Queen of Swords Speaks *NEW* See a conversation between the Queen of Swords and a guestwriter who hasn't finished any of his projects lately.

    Warrior Saturn Presents Sleeping Beauty in Blue & in Spurs *NEW 6-14-03* A slightly twisted take on a classic fairy tale. What happens when a rather yaoi minded writer "accidentally" writes some of his friends into his remake? Just how yaoi is yaoi? Read on and find out.

    Warrior Saturn presents: Gourrigan's Island episode 7, chapter 2.... the Spring Special Continued. A continuation of the Spring Special that Del and I started almost 2 years ago, the story gets more twisted, the plot gets thicker, and the cast gets into more trouble. If you want to read the first chapter, go HERE.

    Warrior Saturn presents: Gourrigan's Island Episode 7, chapter 2.... the Spring Special is still continuing The third part of the Spring Special that Del and I started 2 years 2 months and 2 weeks ago (on this date). The story gets weirder, the cast gets kinkier, and there are some whips and chains thrown in for good measure. You never know what you're going to get next.

    Warrior Saturn presents: Gourrigan's Island episode 7 FINALE ..... the end of the Spring Special. The very end of the Spring Special that's been almost 2 years in production.

    Warrior Saturn presents: The Layers The all mighty Valentine episode. Posted on this server since Del is too freaking LAZY to post it for me. Check his site for the other chapters, which may soon be appearing here.

    Warrior Saturn presents: Gourrigan's Island - Clean Swept. Something inspired by watching too much of TLC's Clean Sweep. Spring Cleaning gone awry.

    Warrior Saturn presents: Gourrigan's Island - Genkigan's Island. Yet another thing inspired by something I watched on TV many years back.

<>    Gourrigan's Island Outtakes, etc. . These outtakes have never been aired in a single Gourrigan's Episode, and are just random neural firings of the fanfic author after hanging out with Del-kun a couple of afternoons. And yes, I poke fun at the size of Naga's overendowments. *new 9/22/03*

    Gourrigan's Island Summer Special. Something I started last summer after too much Excel Saga and a very hot summer day. Not really a comedic special, since a lot of very emotional stuff happens. I'm surprised I actually finished it, considering I really haven't been working on fanfiction as much as I technically should, having a website and all. Oh well, hope you enjoy it. *new 6.09.04*
    A very boring day *NEW 6-14-03* A ficlet written when I was bored one afternoon last summer and the weather was poopy... to put it mildly. I took pen to paper and thus this little story was born. It's cute.

    Digidating guest fic See what happens when a guestwriter for the Queen of Swords decides to go on a date with one of the digidestined females. Who does he choose? Read on and find out.

    Digidating guest fic - Part deux (the shocking conclusuion). *added 6-3-09*



    Zoids Battle fanfic: Top of Her Game A Leena Toros fic. Dedicated to my friend Kevin, one of the ultimate Zoids fans, a little idea that was bouncing around inside my head for a few days before I finally put pen to paper. And the results.... are interesting. *NEW 8-17-03*

    Mars Rants - a prelude to a fanfic. A little guest ficlet that I wrote for Gemini6Ice-kun to mark the beginning of a new series he's running on his webpage. Sick Sad News is property of the people who created MTV's Daria, but I had a little fun with it *cute smirk* *new 9/22/03*

    Virus Girl. This is a little RNF... ok, a BIG RNF that I worked on after reading a really funny Reboot fanfic. Credits and links are featured before the song (yes, this is a song parody of the infamous 'Barbie Girl' song by Aqua). *new 9/22/03*

    Babysitting A Witch Hunter Robin inspired fanfic. Started as a RNF (random neural firing) when I was shopping at Wal-Mart with Ruthy one day when I first started at Borders. It's fun. It's cute. It's enough to make you question your sanity. *New 6.09.04*

return to the insanity?