Naga *holding dagger while wearing Juliet outfit* "Oh happy dagger, let me clutch thee to my breast."

     She stabs herself... and loses the dagger in her cleavage.

Naga *looking between her breasts* "Hello... happy dagger? Are you feeling a little too happy in there or what?"

Alex *as director* "Naga, what's the problem?"

Naga *still looking between her breasts* "Um... I can't find the dagger anywhere. I think it's lost."

Alex *sighs* "CUT!"

<next take>

Naga: "Oh happy dagger, let me clutch thee to my ample bosom!"

    *grumbles from the audience*

Alex: "NEXT!"

<next take>

Naga *holding up a longsword* "Oh happy longsword, come, let me clutch thee to my breast so that we might end my suffering for my dear Romeo."

Alex *sighs* "Great... we finally find something big enough so that it doesn't get lost in her cleavage...."

Del *sighs as well* "and she almost decapitates the leading man when she drops it."

Alex *sighs and smacks his forehead* "Plus he got the dialogue wrong... CUT!"

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Gourrigan's Island behind the scenes outtakes-

Lina *sniffling* "Damn... I must be allergic to something in here."

Alex *covering mouth and nose with his collar* "Must be from all the dust."

Zelgadis: "Isn't there something we can use to help us with these problems?"

cadre of Esca singers: "Es-ca-flow-nase."

     Alex, Lina, and Zel arch eyebrows in unison.

all: "Ara?"

singers: "Es-ca-flow-nase." *heavy pipe organ usage for the four syllables* "Es-ca-flow-nase."

Lina: "I think they're trying to tell us something."

Alex *sweatdrops* "Or sell us something."

Merle: "Yupyup. Lord Van is peddling his wonderful allergy cure. It's called...."

singers: "Es-ca-flow-nase."

Merle: "Available in this realm for a limited time."

Allen: "Make sure you check with your doctor before taking...."

singers: "Es-ca-flow-nase."

Lina *grumbles* "I'm getting really sick and tired of this."

Alex *sighs and rubs temples* "Agreed." *waves hand* "Bram Gush."

     The singers are caught in a powerful gust of wind and blown back into the portal through which they entered the island.

Merle: "That wasn't very sporting of you. Besides, you guys seemed like you needed some..."

singers *muffled from the great beyond* "Es-ca-flow-nase."

Millerna: "I'm a trained doctor, and I don't think Van, or you for that matter *narrows eyes at Merle* Should be peddling something like this realm to realm."

Merle: "But Millerna-sama, it's a wonderful product." *takes out a bottle* "I'm pretty sure that your sinuses are screaming from all of the dust in this room."

     Alex and Lina take that moment to sneeze.

Alex *sniffling* "I think my head's gonna explode soon."

Lina *rubs nose on the back of her glove* "Eewww..... gimme some of that please."

Merle *tosses a bottle of each of them* "Just squirt it up your nose and breathe deeply."

     Alex and Lina do as instructed, both coughing a little from the spray as it enters their sinuses and airways.

Alex *takes a deep breath* "Wow... this stuff works wonders."

Merle *grins* "Told ya that...."

singers: "Eeeeeeeesssssss-ca-flow-naaaaaaaaaase...."

Merle: "Was a great product."

Zelgadis *sighs* "Bom Di Wind!"

     the chimera waves his hand at the three remaining people from Gaia and smirks as they're caught in a whirlwind and propelled into the portal, which slams shut a moment later.

Lina: "Well, at least we got something to help with our sinuses when we're cleaning up this mess."

Alex: "Thanks to..."

singers: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss-ca-flow-naaaaaaaaaaaaaase."

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