This isn't exactly hate mail. I found it in my guest book, which can be found here. See, you people think hate mail hurts me... haha it makes me proud. Proud to be such an asshole. Guess what? If you send me something (please do, tempy34@hotmail.com) it will likely show up on my page! I don't care if you have a good point or not, I'm always right. You're wrong. Haha. Sucks to be wrong. Okay, here's e-mail from a city in Idaho called Yeti. Oh, wait! I forgot! That city doesn't even exist!! Haha! Guys, if you're going to say you hate my site, at least don't be a pussy about it. Leave your real name, and real city. Now, I know you're probably afraid of me and all (everybody is) but I promise I won't track you down. Well... I might... haha. Anyways, onto the hate mail. Oh, why don't you just have a look?
"Well, I steal from those boxes because I AM a jackass"
Sure, none of these spefically call me an asshole, but pretty much. You didn't offend me too much there.
Then, in case I didn't get it, you repeated that I was either an asshole again... twice! Then, you called me just plain stupid! Now, that might be true, but I was smart enough to know that you're NOT an Idaho-ian. I can tell, not only just because the town doesn't exist, but also because you didn't say 'I reckon' or 'Garsh' the whole e-mail. Haha dammit people from Idaho are hicks. I'm not plain stupid. I haven't lost a point the whole year! Oh, wait... yeah I have. But, I did get a 4.0 twice out of three, so maybe YOU'RE just plain stupid! Let me guess, now you're blind too? You work at KFC? You're old? You're starving? You're in the sun's fan club? You like Frankie Muniz? If you said no to all of these, which any people on my site should, then you shouldn't GIVE A FUCK if my arguments make any sence. Which, by the way, they do. If you give me a specific example of which one of my articles doesn't make sense, then you can e-mail and tell me. You're stupid. A stupid asshole. A stupid fucking asshole. Holy shit, I'm starting to sound like you...
I have a question for you, "Robert." If you hate my site so much, then why are you reading enough of the articles to know that they don't make sense? You don't really hate me... you crave attention. Just because you don't have any friends, you don't need to pretend to hate my site.
I don't give a shit about my typos. At least I'm not going around typing "U R M 2 coaol btu nt as coool s me!!" Why don't you go and get yourself a job at Spellcheck, USA? Or, how about Spellcheck, Idaho. The way I see it, if you think that I'll believe you about Yeti, Idaho, you can get away with Spellcheck, Idaho. Dammit, you're stupid. Sure, you can type a whole like 100 word document without making a typo! OOOH!! You're cool!! Why don't I just hire you here? I know! Cuz I hate you!!
I think I won. Because, I always win!! HAHA! Go back to my page. If Robert hates this site, he'll never even see this page...
