Am I right again? My guess is probably! Now, what am I right about? How much Daredevil blew! I mean come on people! He's fricken blind! Blind people don't have radar systems!! (If you're blind, reading this, and have radar sense, e-mail me and call me wrong at tempy34@hotmail.com) Also, even though this may be a quote from a site with a similar message... usually, when you want people to fight for 'revenge,' you want the person they're fighting for to NOT be a drunk, mob person! Oh wait... he had a cool suit though. Man, to get that thing, I bet he just walked into American Eagle, and requested that they made him this suit:
Man! I bet that would work pretty damn good! And nobody would remember that they made a suit for him, so no one could know that HE was Daredevil... not to mention the witnesses. Oh! Silly me! There ARE no witnesses because he kills EVERYBODY! Nobody can kill EVERYONE! Well... maybe I could... then again, I'm a hell of a lot better than Daredevil is. First of all, I'm not blind! I have twenty-twenty eyesight! Take that Daredevil!! I'm also better because I'm not Ben Affleck! Holy shit! Everybody hates Ben Affleck! Stop hiring him. He has never had a good movie in his life! NEVER! Now... if you want a GOOD actor... I suggest you hire Rowan Atkinson, better known as Mr. Bean...
Wow! WHAT A PIMP! Am I wrong? I'll tell you what, girls, e-mail me if you would rather have a date with Ben Affleck than Mr. Bean, so you can watch me as I eat my words!! I will eat them! I swear! Ben Affleck is stupid! Mr. Bean is a pimp and a half!
Now, I bet your thinking, give Ben some credit! You've never played a super hero! Well, I have! Not only have I played a superhero, I AM a super hero! My name... is SUPER SEAN!!!
Do I rule or what? A hell of a lot more than Daredevil, that's for sure. Now, I'm usually not a "reasoning person," but for those of you who are, here are the top ten reasons why I'm better than Daredevil:
2. I can listen to music at full blast without going into a seisure. Take THAT, Daredevil! All I would have to do to beat him up is blast my Backstreet Bo--- I mean, my Linkin Park CD at full, then kick his ass.
3. I don't need a walking stick just to walk. I can do it on my own. What a pansy...
4. I'm not blind. He is. What a pansy...
5. The newspaper doesn't depict me as a mishapen, gruesome, fat, faggotish devil. The newspapers don't even know about my crime-fighting. Why? Because I'm better than Daredevil.
6. I can jump from roof to roof better than Ben Affleck! And I don't even need radar to do it! (If you ever plan on making me prove I can do that, bite me.)
7. I don't have the Kingpin after me. See, he does, not because he's a pansy that's into all this good and righteous stuff, but simply because he's a fag.
8. I don't need to dodge bullets. They'll just bounce off my rock-hard abs, which can be seen in the picture above.
9. My symbol's better than his. His is two D's, and mine's two S's. A national study (or maybe I just made this up) says S's are better than D's. Ha! I win!
10. I've never gotten framed for a crime. Neither has Mr. Bean. Only pussies get framed for crimes... see, I win again!
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