Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean blonde jokes that I've come across. If you are a blonde, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Home Short Blonde Jokes Q. How do you measure a blonde's IQ? A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear. Q. What do you call two blondes in the front seat of a car? A. Dual air bags. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them. Q. What was the blonde's job at the M&M factory? A. Proofreading. Q. Why did she get fired? A. Because she threw out all the "w"'s. Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? A. Bobbing for french fries. A blonde was driving from New York to Florida. She saw a sign that read "clean restrooms." By the time she got to Georgia, she'd already cleaned 120! Q. How do you tell when a blonde's been using a computer? A. There's cheese in front of the mouse. Q. How do you change a blonde's mind? A. Blow in her ear. Q. Why was the blonde sitting on the roof? A. She heard the drinks were on the house. Q. If a blonde and a brunette were walking down the road and fell off a cliff, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette. The blonde would have to ask for directions. Q. A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy were walking down the road and saw a 100 dollar bill laying on the ground. Who picked it up? A. The dumb blonde; because there's no such thing as the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or a smart blonde. Q. Why does it take a blonde so long to make frozen orange juice? A. Because the label says "concentrate." Q. Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence. Q. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911? A. She couldn't find the eleven on the telephone. Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours. A. Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. Q. How do you know when a blonde's been using the computer? A. There is whiteout on the monitor. Q. How do you tell when another blonde's been using the same computer? A. There's something written on the whiteout. Two blondes were driving to Disney World. They were very close to the exit for the theme park when they noticed a sign stating "DISNEY WORLD LEFT." So they turned around and went home On their way home, they saw another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." By the time they went 8 miles, they had cleaned 43 restrooms.   Home