Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean blonde jokes that I've come across. If you are a blonde, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Home Short Blonde Jokes Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord. Q. How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A. One Q. What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A. Divorced Q. What's every blonde's ambition in life? A. To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A. Spot Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone. Q. What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence. Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft. Q. Why do employers not like to give blondes lunch breaks? A. It's too hard to re-train them. Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. Trying to hold on to a thought. Q. How does a blonde commit suicide? A. She gathers all of her clothes into a pile and jumps. Q. How do you plant dope? A. Bury a blonde. Did you hear about the blonde lady that locked her keys in her car? It took her an hour to get her blonde daughters out of the car. Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A. Change. Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A. She missed. Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Get away from her; she's holding a gernade! Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a round room and tell her to go stand in the corner Q. How does a blonde confuse you? A. Comes back and tells you she did it. Q. How is a blonde like a bottle? A. They're both empty from the neck up.   Home