Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean blonde jokes that I've come across. If you are a blonde, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.
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Two-By-Fours
A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove up to a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The blonde said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright, how long do you need them?" The blonde paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, she returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're going to build a house."
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Seafood Restaurant
One day a blonde went into a seafood restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went into the woods and set the poor animals free.
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The Divorce
This blonde woman went to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. The lawyer started to ask her some routine questions.
Lawyer: "What are your grounds?"
Blonde: "Well, we have this great big farm."
Lawyer: "Do you have some sort of grudge?"
Blonde: "No, he's never built one, and we have to park outside."
Lawyer: "Does he beat you up?"
Blonde: "Are you kidding? I get up two hours before he does."
Lawyer: "Look, lady, why do you want to divorce him?"
Blonde: "Because I never can carry on an intelligent conversation with that man."
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