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PERSONALS
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Disposed Dictator Seeks Sexy Stripper
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Saddi;
Baghdad, Iraq
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The humiliation of being a captive at the discretion of the United States Forces in my own homeland has waned somewhat. I no longer thirst for taking lives and making lesser mortals suffer, as I am one myself. Therefore I ask for some enjoyment in my eternal doom. Preferrably to watch nice wholesome western wench girating around a pole will suffice. I thankyou. Send all applications to Donald Rumsfeld, Whitehouse, Washington D.C
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2.
Will Fold Your Laundry And More!
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Mashita;
Moncton, NB
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I am a Geisha. A gentleman's woman. I brought my culture to Moncton, but Moncton people are confused by other people's Culture except how you say 'Acadium Culture'. My Culture relaxes you. Your needs are my command! I'm also great in the bed! Tu Comprend? Call Mashi, 555-7890
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Eye Popping Fun!
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Dave; Dieppe, NB
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Hi Crazy Dave here! Yep I'm looking for a good time lady to share my Crazyness with! See how my eyes bulge with your company. Oh and that's not all that bulges! Heh! Heh! Just kidding gals! Wanna go bowling??? Eat some fish maybe??? Call Dave 555-EYES
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4.
He-Woman Seeks She-Woman
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Rosie; Muddyview, NB
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Strict, dominant, clean, non-smoking 37 year old political feminine activist is looking for an intellectually compatible lesbian for company and commitment. Call 555-LESB
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5.
Boring Middle-Aged Fart Seeks An Equally Interesting Mate!
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Rudolph;
Saint John, NB
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Retired Trainspotter and ex-Nav Canada employee seeks some joy in his life. Too many years at the CN Rail yard and boring conversations with ex empoyees about power drills and mitre saws has taken its toll on me. I need a fresh start. Call 555-43489.
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Dizzy Model Seeks Her Dumbell!
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Mandy;
Age 23, Moncton, NB
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Hi! If you like buff girls pick me! For Great times, bikini parties and all night romps! I'm all that! If you like vain giggling airheads that are easy to impress call me right now, 555-8906
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Drag Wrestler Anyone???
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Mr Happy Pants;
Muddyview, NB
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Do you like gender-bender wrestlers? Maybe I can help you out! I'm Mr. Happy-Pants and you will see just why they call me that! Call me today for fun filled evenings! Lip gloss anyone??? Call 555-PANTS
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Charming Girl Seeks Charming boy!.
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Jezebel;
Irishtown, NB
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I'm new in town. Seeking a male 18-30 for fun times and honesty. I don't like people who play games. If you can look past the outside and search the inside I'm sure I won't disappoint! Call 555-4563
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Bald, Overweight And Yours!
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Calixte;
Caraquet, NB
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Hi! How are you? I am a 60 years of age Fisherman. If you like fat, bald men with little weenies and you hunger for Lobster. Send me a photo of you with your address and I will check it for you. Please write attention of Calixte Petit-Blette. Thankyou.
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Looking for A Subway Employee
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J'londra Johnson;
Toronto, ONT
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I was doing a gig in Moncton last week at Randies Strip bar and afterwards I went to Subwich. This message is for the skinny little foreign server, Alfred or whatever the hell his name is. If you call me or any of my girls 'Smoked meat!' again I'll send the boys down from Toronto to give you a real Canadian welcome! Keep your racist shit for the dumb ass white hose in New Brunswick!
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Wanna Nose Job?
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Pam's Pets;
Sheik Abdallah, UAE
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I am spending a few nights in your wonderful Province of New Brunswick. I am here for Golf, hunting and basically increasing your taxes. As everything is paid for by your Premier. However for anyone lucky enough to attend my agenda I will personally see it you have a great nose job, just like mine!
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12.
Gentleman Wanted Apply Within!
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Danielle, 67;
Memramcook, NB
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Hello I am Danielle. A rich, widowed millionairess. If you are a construction worker, life guard or work in the RCMP and are under the age of 30 I'll consider a deal! You have nothing to loose, except maybe your virginity! Ha! Ha! Call 555-FLUSH
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13.
Wacky Car Salesman Wants YOU!
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Chevbury Loundsolds;
Moncton, NB
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Yep! Yep! Yep! Get down boy! You know you want it! It could be your lucky day! Full operational, low maintenace that me! Take me away today! I'll even throw you a discount! Have me for hal the price! Deals couldn't get much better! Call 555-SALE
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Jawbreaking, Tobacco Chewin' Albert County Girl!
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Wanda;
Albert County, NB
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Hi! Pa wants me a mate. So here I am. I am a girl. 22 years old. I Work hard. I Won't disappoint. Hope to meet you soon! Call 555-7845
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Oh My Gawd! Your So Hansome Sweetie!
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Patrice;
Moncton, NB
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Hi I am Patrice! Oh My Gawd! Just look at you! I don't know where they found you but I not gonna complain. YET! No! No! Just Kidding! Gawd! So I am having a party at my house next week, Wanna come! Bring PL-ENTY of hash! No Calls! You know me already you TART!
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