Crabby dicks are not my favourite bite to eat, but then again, I'd never tried them - at least not until today.

The Restaurant, owned by Dicky Richards opened in 1997. Since then a steady stream of weary travellers have indulged in delights from Crabby's Pepperoni and Spinach sticks, Crabby Dicks cheesy stick medley and the more popular - Crabby's flame broiled Dick Sticks.

I also can't go on without mentioning the super friendly staff. Totally appealing to both sexes. Their crab hats and tight lycra bicycle shorts ensure that all eyes are on them and not just the Crabby Dicks they are serving.

To get to this unique hideaway restaurant just take one of the many service roads off the trans Canada highway on the approach to Moncton and you won't miss it!

Rejean Tabernacle On The Joys Of Outhouses.

My passion for outdoor toilets began when I was a kid. My Grandfather was always 'heading out to the shitbox' as he called it. The noises he made from inside intrigued me - he'd always be straining, grunting and cursing. He'd often emerge with tears of joy on his face. What was so special about this wooden shack?

Before long I found myself spending more and more time at my Grandfathers. The 'shitbox' soon became the perfect place for me to collect my thoughts in the relative peace of the countryside. Hence my enthusiasm for outhouses was born.

Modern plumbing and mass relocation from many fishing and rural communities have almost driven outhouses to the point of extinction. Except in Rancid Rapids, Saskatchewan where retired farmer Bill Buttdart runs the 'One Shit or two Outhouse Experience'.

For $25.00 you can spend the whole day relaxing in the plush private comfort of Canada's oldest shit holes. They come totally equipped with electric heaters, satellite TV, carpets and a gas stove. Now there's a modern way to pass gas all day!

Rick O'Shea Rounds Up The Best In Local Beverages.

When it comes to a good alcoholic beverage I tend to nudge heavily towards the amber nectar. Not the corporate mass-produced slew of household brands mind you. I'm sold on the relative charms of the little guy's liquor.

Today I'm in Halifax, Nova Scotia sampling the charms on offer at the McBollocks Brewing Co. A quaint little establishment thats been brewing beer for over two decades.

My first beer of the day was 'Old Toe Nail'. After a few gulps I decided this full-bodied, crisp, yet stale brown ale would be better suited with mature cheddar cheese and dry crackers.

Next up was 'Old Angry Fartknocker'. At 7% this creamy, full-bodied beer should be consumed in moderation. It left me bloated with a distinct mushroom after taste in my mouth. It was a hard-hitting ale that quickly rose from behind and smacked me hard in the rear - as the name suggested!

Finally and by far the best was 'Pearly Necklace'. A light golden ale, with a sweet yet fizzy tickle to it! It reminded me of standing under a sparkling waterfall, mouth open catching the clean cold freshing water pouring down over me. An absolute joy!

Well there you have it folks! Why not write this in your vacation planner and pop by and visit McBolloks yourself sometime!

Trevor The Lemon's Tips For Single Men

Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside a classy womens retail outlet with several bags of shopping. Then glance at your watch and occasionally glance back into the store window.

Until next time dudes...