Pondering life as a cat ? especially our cat Dancer.

Reasons to envy a cat

1. Primary activity: napping
   
2. Primary location for napping: the most comfortable chair in the house
   
3. Secondary location for napping: a warm spot in the sun
   
4. Being fickle, tempermental and aloof is expected. Hence, any affection you show is greatly appreciated.
   
5. Whenever you feel like it, you can be cuddled and petted.
   

Reasons to not envy a cat

1. Lights go on and off, and you have no idea why, or how it happens.
   
2. Unmanageable fear of vacuum cleaners and other appliances.
   
3. Hairballs.
   
4. The means by which all that hair got inside you in the first place. (You licked what?)
   
5. "This is Bob Barker, reminding you to spay and neuter your pets."
   

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

Doug Larson