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S O I-d i s a n t
~Secret Organization of Improvisors~

Intro

Superheroes and the Trinity of the Unfunny
Series: SOI-disant, Phase I/VI
Rating: G
Pairing: None yet
Warning: No "action" in the first Phase :)
Synopsis: Ryan, Greg, Tony, and Brad find themselves responsible for ridding the earth of bad comedy. No melanin enriched orange Lithuanian midgets were consumed in the writing of this.

Interlude: Escape from the Grind
Series: SOI-disant, Phase II/VI
Rating: PG-13 to R
Pairing: Greg/Brad
Warning: Nothing *too* bad at all, pretty tame, actually
Synopsis: Greg and Brad take a little time off work to explore other endeavors, namely each other's bodies. Contrary to popular belief, this installment was NOT written by cross dressing albino midgets during the 14th century.

A New Addition; Discovery, Breakthrough, Eureka!
Series: SOI-disant, Phase III/VI
Rating: R
Pairing: Clive/Surprise!!!, B/G, Col-n-Ry
Warning: Really no B/G action, Col-n-Ry stuff is mostly just hinting at something, the only *bad* part is Clive's little escapade.
Synopsis: The boys get an ally, and they find out where the members of the Trinity of the Unfunny reside. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Actual results may vary. Use only as directed. All celebrity voices impersonated. If rash persists, consult physician. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Keep out of reach of children. Apply only to affected area. Strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for women. In case of accidental overdose, contact your local Center for Poison Control. Bonds to skin instantly. Open away from face. Do not disturb. Caution: High Voltage. All models over 18 years of age. Slippery when wet. Pulsating lights may cause seizure. Results not typical. This end up. Edited for television. Keep in a cool dry place. Not for human consumption. Hazardous Material. Fragile. Contents under pressure. Do not drop. Push, don't pull. [thankies to *Gina* ^^]

The Second Interlude: Depraved Seduction, Malevolent Abduction
Series: SOI-disant, Phase IV/VI
Rating: R
Pairing: B/G, Col-n-Ry, Tony/Greg
Warning: Once again, hardly any B/G or C/R action. Actually, no action with those two pairings. Simply hinting and tame mentionings. Also, this installment is longer than the previous three.
Synopsis: Those damned Whoser Losers have a plan too! They're taking hostages, and turning members of SOI against one another! Even with the help of Colin, can the boys defeat the evil Trinity? PETA has certified this installment "Dolphin Safe".

Spiralling Into the Abyss of Mediocrity: Brad's Reflection
Author: Lynz (the outline), Colby (the final product)
Series: SOI-disant (V of VI)
Pairing: Lots of implied pairings (well... like two or three) but there's no 'action' to speak of.
Rating: PG-13... possibly up to an R near the end, but there's nothing graphic in and of itself in this part.
Warning: There's a key reason why you don't set a steaming cup of coffee in your lap while driving, and boy didn't you find that out the hard way?
Synopsis: What happened to Brad when he ran out on Greg? This is his version of events, up until the begining of phase VI.
Notes: It's been about three months since I have posted anything that has to do with SOI... so sorry. I am already done with the ending, so that will be up shortly. Thanks to Lynz, without the outline, this part probably wouldn't have gotten written.

Salvation of Comedy from the Lake of the Unfunny
Series: SOI-disant, Phase VI/VI
Rating: R
Pairing: Bah, you already know
Warning: May contain traces of peanut oil.
Synopsis: The guys finally get their rears in gear (hehe isn't that such a cute saying?) and actually launch a plan of attack on the Whoser Losers, instead of complaining about how hard it is to make a plan, or how closeted each one of them is *w* I am not affiliated with, authorized by, sponsored by, or romantically involved with Hat Trick Productions, Warner Bros, ABC, or Dan Patterson.

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