~Introduction to SOI-disant~

|Short background and explanation|

Firstly, you need not read this to enjoy the story. So if you
don’t want to read my pointless ramblings, by all means,
don’t! I don’t want to bore you :0) Anyway, I felt like the title
of my story garnered explanation, and possibly a bit of a
background as well. All right, here it is. The first part of the
title, SOI, is an acronym for Secret Organization of
Improvisers, but you kidlets were probably more than
intelligent enough to pick up on that, correct? Turning that
into the phrase Soi-disant just hit me after I thought of the
acronym, and I’m so thankful it did! In case you don’t know,
soi-disant means so-called, egotistical, self-purported, and I
believe this describes the men of Whose Line to a tee :0)

The basis of this story is that the people of WL are actually
secret agents in an underground organization, which doesn’t
prevent crisis, but promotes *GOOD* comedy. The show
‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’ is then merely a legitimate front.
The crisis they face in this particular epic is something NOT
meant to offend.

*insert standard disclaimer*

I will mention the Trinity of the Unfunny, Whoser Losers, etc.
throughout. These ideas, however, were borrowed from the
Slatterettes (particularly the Church of Slatter-Day Saints)
and I can’t take credit for their ingenious phrases. Also,
anyone who is a fan of any of the comedians I bash, PLEASE
don’t hate me ;p. I am merely voicing my opinion (and the
opinion held by certain Slatterettes) and I have no real basis
for the disdain I possess for certain improvisers, besides the
fact I just don’t like them. I don’t claim to be all knowing, and
I certainly don’t want anyone to think I am forcing ideas they
don’t like down their throat.

And, as for the “spelling errors” (or speeling air-oars if you
prefer) when Jan speaks, it’s supposed to be like that. I’m
trying to type what her words sound like with her Jewish
accent, if you seriously can’t figure out what she’s saying, ask
me, and I’ll assist you... lol... That is all.

And that’s SOI-disant. Enjoy. Please : )

On to Phase I