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Name: Kim Odessa Hokushin

Signature Quote: "Since when do you have to be blonde to act it?"

Personal Email address: thespamgoddess@excite.com

  • Height: 5'6"

  • Weight: 129 lbs

  • Appearance: With a patented evil smirk or a dazed grin, Kim stands about average height, and is a little over 18 years old. She has somewhat-wavy dark brown hair which grazes her shoulder blades, and the colour exactly matches her smouldering eyes (okay, they don't really smoulder, but I can sound like Thomas Hardy at least once in my life.. even if it's only for fun). Often wears boyish clothes, and is usually seen in cargos (rolled up for warm weather), t-shirts, and sneakers (no socks). Will sometimes be seen wearing Kyo's outfits, or at least part of them.

  • Bio: Kim's earliest memory is of a large concrete structure, which she later found out was a building near an End in the Shin-AC. She was found and taken in as a sister by Allura, one of the more caring souls in the Shin-AC, and grew up as normally as anyone could in this area. Allura gave Kim a temporary last name, after another sister of hers: Odessa.

    It was discovered early that she had an unusual skill: she could fight with a previously-unseen style, conjuring cans of Spam, spirit cows and cardboard tubes from thin air, and using them in oddly damaging ways. Calling it "Spam-Fu", she was the only practicioner... but as she aged, her skills seemd to begin to wane. To make up for this, her sense of humour developed even further: she could make a joke from anything, and was skilled in the art of innuendo. kamisama heard of her talent, and whisked her away from Allura as a travelling companion, claiming he needed someone to break the ice when he met with his son. And so, at the age of 15, she was thrown in a car with kamisama and Kyo, and went on the Grand Road Trip. During the trip, she became curious about the odd boy in the front seat. By the end of the trip, though, he was the friendly boy in the back seat (no innuendo intended), and they were planning on travelling together. Which they did.

    She chose to take on Kyo's last name, since she could not remember her own; was displeased by the name Allura gave her (although it made a good middle name); and wanted to show "ownership", although no-one is sure if it's Kyo that owns Kim, or Kim that owns Kyo.

  • Intro: Kim has followed Kyo to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid and to act as moral support. Recently, though, things about her forgotten past have been weighing on her mind...

  • Theme Song:

    • Game Theme: Out of Breath (Blue Nothing)

    • Main Theme: Freak of the Week (Marvelous 3)

    • Serious Theme: Stars (Hum)

  • Abilities:

    • Spam-Fu. Odd martial art, supposedly based around 'cuteness', and harder to use with age. Extremely hard to describe, except to say it involves Spam, cows, and cardboard tubes.

    • Quick Wit. Very quick wit. Disguised by ditziness.

    • Mad Gaming Skillz. Fighters, RPGs, Puzzlers, Racing... you name it, she can play it, and play it well. The only person who can match her regularly (so far) is Kyo, and he loses more often than not.

  • Motivations:

    • Moral Support for Kyo

    • Closeness for Kyo

    • Kim: To keep a jealous eye on Kyo... Uh, I mean! Support! Love! Sex!? Okay, just gonna shut up here...

    • Exploration

  • How Kim talks:

    Slight Southern US accent, which she denies at all costs, but is more than willing to randomly jump into Russian (yuh zee, dahlink?) as well as her lame attempt at a British one, which is the result of too much Monty Python. Speech pattern is very similar to Kyo's. She also speaks Spanish, some Latin, pidgin Japanese, and can curse in multiple languages.

  • How Kim acts:

    Bright, bubbly, almost bouncy... and intelligent. She's friendly, and will take the time to talk to anyone if they're willing to listen. Almost always by Kyo's side, she is protective of him, but not overly so. Always looking for a chance to make a joke. Often comes up with amusing/embarrassing nicknames for people.

    The character "Kim Odessa Hokushin" and all attributes thereof are TM and 2000 to ZERO Designs / Penis Envy Productions

  • MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now, while you are distracted by the pretty lights, I will steal your cheez!