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Name: I Suroe

Signature Quote: "Soju Issò?"

Personal Email address: yun@bluenothing.com

  • Height: 5ft. 6in.

  • Weight: 171 lbs.

  • Build: Athletic build but with a noticeable beer gut.

  • Appearance: Shorter than Noe but the same weight as Yun, I Suroe is chunkier than the other three with a noticeable beer-gut (a side effect of his chosen style). His belly notwithstanding, I is in good shape and dresses in a white t-shirt and blue jeans.

    Alternate Appearance: His t-shirt changes to a black shirt with the D-Generation X logo and his jeans become black as well

  • Fighting Style: Maekchudo, A form of drunken Hapkido.

  • Button Style: King of Fighters

  • Bio: I Suroe grew up in the city of Taejòn, South Korea. Early on in life I discovered the glory of soju, a Korean distilled drink made from rice (if sake is rice wine then soju is rice whiskey). His father was a Hapkido master who insisted that he learn the art. Unfortunately their lifestyles collided and, after years of training while intoxicated, I Suroe soon found himself able to best his father while drunk but totally unable to fight while sober. His father declared him an embarassment to the family and passed on the family secrets to his younger brother. I named his bizarre fighting style "Maekchudo," meaning "The Path of Beer," and left Taejòn for Songt'an with his friend Ch'oe Nabi, who had suffered a similar embarassment. There they met Noe Chònggu and travelled to Taegu, where they encountered Yun Ch'òlsu. The four have been inseperable since then

  • Intro: Korea's answer to Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master," I Suroe is a friend of Yun Ch'òlsu.

  • Theme Songs:

    • Game Theme: The Soju Experience (Blue Nothing)

    • Main Theme: I Ain't Drunk (Albert Collins)

    • Alternate Theme: Have a Drink on Me (AC/DC)

    • Korean Street Posse Theme: Ultramania (Seo Taiji)

    • Teamed with Ch'oe Nabi: Bodies (Drowning Pool)

    • Theme vs. Prudes: Alcohol (Barenaked Ladies)

    • Theme vs. Female Characters: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw (Jimmy Buffett)

  • Stage: Songt'an Nights Night Club, Songt'an, South Korea

  • Weapons: Any form of alochol can be used as a weapon in I's hands but he prefers Beer and Soju. He also keeps a stash of 200 proof (100%) alcohol for use as a last resort.

  • Special Resources:

    • The Korean Street Posse: Yun Ch'òlsu, Noe Chònggu and Ch'oe Nabi

  • Openings:

    • First Round: Yun and Ch'oe bend his head backwards while Noe pours a fifth of vodka down his throat. The KSP walks off as he screams "Manse!"

    • Standard: I chugs a bottle of soju then hands it off to Ch'oe

    • Vs. Keori or any mamber of the KSP: Blinks in confusion then takes a shot of soju.

    • Teamed with Ch'oe Nabi: The two walk on together while I performs a badly accented version of Road Dogg's intro speech: "Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"

    • Vs. any female character: Looks her up and down and grins pervertedly.

  • Taunts:

    • Takes a shot of Soju. (Start)

    • Waves a longneck in the air. (Any Direction+Start)

  • Finishing Poses:

    • Standard: Chugs a longneck.

    • Perfect: Kisses Keori and is promptly beaten into submission. Yun, Noe, and Ch'oe laugh at him.

    • Super: Falls over laughing and gets dragged off by Yun, Noe, and Ch'oe.

    • Desperation: Turns green and runs offstage clutching his mouth as if about to vomit. Yun, Noe, and Ch'oe run off after him.

    • Ultimate: Wraps the kilt around his waist. Yun pulls a set of bagpipes from his jacket and proceeds to play them very very badly. Keori grabs the pipes and clobbers Yun with them.

    • Draw: Shrugs and takes a shot of soju.

    • Time Over: Shrugs and slams a beer.

  • Victory Quotes:

    • "Mos saunùn pabo ya" (You're idiot who can't fight.)

    • "Wae kùròhke òrisògò?" (Why are you so stupid?)

    • "Nòmu Shuewò." (Too easy.)

  • Character Strategy: If I is fighting, he is probably completely blitzed! Strategy is meaningless.

  • Attacks:

    • Launcher:

    • Throws:

      • Southern Comfort: I grabs his opponent in a fireman's carry and flips him/her over his shoulder.
        5% Damage

      • Beer: I grabs his opponent by the neck, twists their head around, and throws them to the ground.
        10% Damage

    • Specials:

      • Sake: I pours soju down his opponent's throat until he/she chokes.
        5% Damage

      • Tequila: I hooks his opponent's leg with his own, bends him/her backwards, and drums on his/her chest with his fists.
        7% Damage

      • White Lightning: A ki blast identical to Yun's [Noet'an] but I requires a shot of soju before he can pull it off.
        7% Damage

      • Ceremonial Wine: I leans backwards on one leg with his hands posed as if playing a flute and his right leg bent at the knee. He then snaps his foot out in a T'aegwòndo style side kick.
        8% Damage
        (Charge d+u+B/D)

      • Screwdriver: I jumps forward, his body parallell to the ground, and delivers a spinning headbutt to his opponent's chest
        10% Damage
        (Charge b+u+A/C)

      • Rotgut: I slides backwards under his opponent's legs, grabs both legs, and flips him/her upside down into a "wheelbarrow" position. He drags them backwards then delivers a kick to the abdomen.
        10% Damage

      • Soju: I drinks a mouthfull of soju then spits it out into a cigarette lighter resulting in a fireball.
        13% Damage

      • Whiskey in the Jar: I jams a clay pot over his opponent's head and flings the pot (and the head) to the ground, shattering it (the pot, not the head.)
        15% Damage

    • Supers:

      • Flaming Dr. Pepper: I pulls his foot back, dumps a bottle of soju on his shoe, lights it on fire, and kicks his opponent in the face multiple times with his flaming foot. He then hops on one leg until Ch'oe throws a bucket of water on him. If his opponent is Ch'oe then Yun will do the flinging in his stead.
        25% Damage

      • Everclear: A more powerful version of the [Soju] Fireball using Everclear (190 proof/95%) as fuel.
        30% Damage

    • Desperation:

      • 200 Proof: I drinks a bottle of 100% alcohol which does no damage in an of itself but causes all attacks to do double damage for a period of ten seconds. Afterwards I is dizzy for an equal amount of time.
        50% Damage

    • Ultimate Attack

      • 25 Year Old Scotch: I whips out a kilt and uses it to fling his opponent into the air. He then lets loose with an amazingly fast aerial combo of kicks and punches which ends with [Whiskey in the Jar] from fifteen feet up.
        60% Damage
        (Charge b+HCf+HCb+A/C)

    • Flash Finisher:

      • Moonshine: I douses his opponent in strong moonshine then uses his lighter to set him/her on fire.

    • Team Helper:

      • I flies in with a [Screwdriver.]

    • Team Supers:

      • Team Edit: I drops the opponent with a [Rotgut.]

      • Teamed with Ch'oe Nabi: Dudley Death Drop: I grabs the opponent as if for a [Rotgut], but flings them upward instead of finishing the move. Ch'oe grabs the opponent by the head and the two of them slam him/her to the ground.
        40% Damage

      • Teamed with Ch'oe Nabi: Wazzap: Ch'oe drops the opponent then grabs him/her by the legs. I flies onscreen with a [Screwdriver] to the groin.
        40% Damage

  • Glitches:

    • If I performs the [Flaming Dr. Pepper] attack on an opponent who is teamed with Ch'oe then after Ch'oe tosses the water at I to put his foot out, he will then fling the bucket at him. If it connects the bucket will do 5% damage to I.

  • Motivations:

    • Get drunk

    • Get laid

    • Kick some ass if he has time.

  • How I Suroe talks:

    I Suroe slept through English class. His English is atrocious and it is usually more efficient for him to speak Korean and have Noe translate. When he speaks Korean he is extremely confident in his own abilities and those of Yun, Noe and Ch'oe.

  • How I Suroe acts:

    I is a pervert and a drunk. The more he drinks, the more hentai he becomes. Normally he focuses his energies on Keori, but is not blind to the charms of other females in the area. I knows his limitations and refuses to fight sober. Unfortunately, his high tolerance level makes it difficult to tell exactly how drunk he is. For this reason, he is known to down a bottle of soju before a fight. Unfortunately, soju is not regulated, meaning the bottle could be 50 proof or 150 proof and I has no idea what he is drinking. For this reason, Yun, Noe, and Ch'oe have a tendency to force him to drink something a bit stronger (usually sake or vodka) when they think his fighting needs a boost.

    The character "I Suroe" and all attributes thereof are TM and 2000 to Blue Nothing Productions

  • You can't handle the soju!