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Name: David Forscyth

Signature Quote: "Where're those Synergy Paradigm Echelon 4.9b status reports you were working on?"

Personal Email address: chaobino@seanbaby.com

  • Height: 6' 2"

  • Weight: 187 lbs.

  • Appearance: David is a well dressed corporate weasel. He wears an Armani suit, a well polished set of wingtips, and a belt made out of baby seals. He has a large grin that comes for undeserved superiority. His hair is slicked back, and he usually wears a Kick Me sign on his back, unless his secretary takes it off.

  • Bio: David was the World's Biggest Asshole since the day he was born. He held a personal belief that he was the most important person ever born, and that nothing could stand in his way of making everyone either agree with or worship him, or being their immediate superior. PemDas recognized the poor fool's megalomania as potential, and hired him as a low level middle manager.

  • Intro: David followed Charles to the focal point to make sure that the status reports on company domination in the new market got done and passed in on time.

  • Theme Song:

    • Game Theme: Quality Control (Blue Nothing)

    • Main Theme: Asshole (Dennis Leary)

  • Abilities:

    • Has the Management Gobbledygook For Dummies handbook memorized.

    • Has charisma, despite being an ass.

  • Motivations:

    • To make damn sure those Prog Reports are in.

    • To make sure Charles updates his .plan file.

  • How David talks:

    David throws in as many management slang words as possible. His speech is tailor made to annoy those who want him off their back into agreeing. Unlike most bosses, this is how he speaks, at work or not. He also speaks slowly, and has a tendency to trap people in corners, to take away their ability to flee. He also has an uncanny ability to state the obvious, another ability making him fit for management. He holds irrational ideas close to his heart, and will offer them to any who will stay still to listen.

  • How David acts:

    As put before, he traps people in corners, and he also believes he is more important than anyone else, and therefore, has a god-given right to interrupt them. However, he will not like the atmosphere of the fighting tournament that he thinks is interrupting his business dealings, and as such will only temporarily pop in, to check on the competitors from PemDas.


    The character "David Forscyth" and all attributes thereof are TM and © 2000 to Charles Boucher.






































    • That'll teach you to mess with middle management!