Songwriter's Notes:

Distribution: Anywhere, Gossamer, as long as you give me credit:-)
SPOILER Warning: IF you haven't seen the movie, well, there's a little spoiler in this tune.
PG(for one curse word)

This is a little song I made up to basically sum up "The X-Files."

Disclaimer: I mean no infringemnt on those who wrote the tune to 'Jeremiah was a bullfrog.' Please, don't sue me....it's really silly what a girl can come up with at 3:00 am, no? :) These Character belong to Chris Carter, David Duchovny, and Gillian Anderson. And Fox.

You guys, if you read this, I REALY REALLY REALLLLLY want feedback, okay?? Please?? Write it to:  sbl_340yym@hotmail.com  okay? PLEASE?? Help a struggling writer in need......I'd do  it for you.....

* "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog" The X-Files Version *
 

Agent Mulder is an agent,
who works for the FBI.
Just for fun he looks for bleepin UFOs,
and he makes his partner whine.

CHORUS:

They trust no one,
Ever since the game's begun.
It's all really big global conspiracy,
Out to get to you and me.

Dana Scully is his partner,
She tries to keep him restrained.
But he ditches and then compliments her all the time,
So she thinks he's a royal pain.

::CHORUS::

Cancer Man is a bad guy,
He assasinated JFK.
He tried to be an author and to change his life,
But instead he smokes all day. (tsktsk!!!)
 
::CHORUS::

Skinner is a vietnam vet,
He gives our agents all their tasks.
Plus the AD of the D.C. FBI,
Told Old Smokey to kiss his a$$. (Ooohh!)

::Chorus::

Ratboy is a double agent,
People wanna see him dead
He shot mulder's dad and is a Russian Spy,
And he works for cancer man.

::Chorus::

Well-manicured man was a bad guy
His wardrobe was a little odd
He saved Miss Scully's life but then he killed himself,
and he always said "My GOD!"

::CHORUS::

Deep Throat was a friend of Mulder's
Told him stuff that was code red
Then he got shot by a mean old crew-cut guy
But, is he really dead?? (hmmmmm.......)

::CHORUS::

Mr. X was an enigma,
Helped Mulder out sometimes.
The Gummen found their pseudonym because of him,
Spelled Marita when he died.

::CHORUS::

Lone Gunmen are the UFO buffs
Paranoia is their game.
Langly looks like Garth and Byers wears a suit,
And Frohike's just insane. (About Scully! oooh...)

::CHORUS::

Marita is the SRSG,
Helped Mulder stay on track.
Worked for CSM and Krycek but betrayed them both,
And now her eyes are black.

::CHORUS::

Max Fenig was a guy from NICAP,
An alien abductee.
He gave Mulder info about UFOS
But he died for EBEs.

::CHORUS::

Fox and Dana work on cases
That noone else would touch.
X-Files are their name and spooky is their game,
But Old Smoky burned them up.

They trust no one,
Ever since the game's begun.
Then the Cigarette man shut the X-Files down,
And it seems that he has won.

(or HAS he?:)