Allo,
I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.
I don't go to fleamarkets, or worship elephants, or eat with my hands.
And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle,
Although I'm certain they're very very smelly.
I eat roti....not pita.
I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege.
A turban IS an article of clothing
Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods
Currie is a VERY tasty dish,
And it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee !!
Pakistan IS a third world country,
The FIRST nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the middle east!!
My name is Raheem!
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
