I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I dont live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I dont know Jimmy Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm sure they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President
I speak English and French, NOT American
And I pronounce it 'ABOUT", not "ABOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, Not Assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRUELY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A toque IS a hat, a Chesterfield IS a couch, And it IS pronounced 'ZED', NOT 'ZEE','ZED!!'
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The FIRST nation of hockey,
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!!
My name is Joe!!
And I AM CANADIAN!!!
Thank you.
