Wai...
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog.
and I don't drive a souped-up Civic.
And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddington Heights
Although I'm certain they're really really rice...I mean nice
I use chopsticks, not a fork.
I rarely drive on the sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts
And I pronounce it 'HELLO', not 'HARRO'.
I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,
Dim sum IS brunch,
Gwai-Los ARE white folk
Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.
And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa Choi
China is the LARGEST country in Asia
The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,
And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!
My name is Ping!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!
