Ciao...
I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.
I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.
and I don't drive a Camaro.
And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Bridgeland,
Although I'm certain they're very very hairy.
I drink wine...not beer.
I don't use utensils for pizza.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And I pronounce it 'ESPRESSO', not 'EX-PRESSO'
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup.
Gelato IS ice cream,
Biscotti ARE cookies,
Pavarotti IS the best of the three tenors,
And it is pronounced 'Broo-SKetta', not 'Broo-SHetta','BROO-SKETTA!!!
Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
The FIRST nation of soccer,
And the BEST part of Europe!!
My name is Guido!!!
AND I AM ITALIAN!!
