Elves = Evil

You can help me support the above statement by sticking one of my marvelous banners on your webpage. Or you can simply email me, giving me your name and why you hate elves. After receiving the information, I will post it on here for the merriment of all who visit this site.

:::Why I hate Elves:::
:::Why other people hate elves:::



Banners:





For the technically challenged, here's the code for insertion:

top banner:

<a href="https://www.angelfire.com/journal/Chimera/antielf.html"> <img src="https://www.angelfire.com/journal/Chimera/images/antielfbanner.jpg" border=0 alt="Join us..."> </a>

bottom banner:

<a href="https://www.angelfire.com/journal/Chimera/antielf.html"> <img src="https://www.angelfire.com/journal/Chimera/images/elvesevil2.jpg" border=0 alt="Elves = Evil"> </a>

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Disclaimer for all stupid people:
The above is completely nonsensical so don't take me seriously, you morons.

Ernie the elf is ©Keebler ...so don't sue me, damnit.