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Shaq Signs New Deal For $850 M, California
Recent Poll Reveals "Everyone Loves Raymond" to be Inaccurate Title
Man Feels Need to Clarify that Friend from San Francisco is "Not Gay"
It’s a Miracle! Liquor Changes to Water!
Local Couple Finds Profanity to be Useful Argument Tool
Quick Hits - Issue One
E-Bay To Sell Itself On E-Bay
Terrorists Declare "War On War On Terrorism"
School Board Bans Paper From Schools
Billion Dollar Study: Sex Leading Cause of Pregnancy
Commentary: "I May Be Head Cheerleader, But Our Team Fucking Sucks!"
Quick Hits - Issue Two
"Who Wants To Have Enormous Breasts?" To Be Added To Fox Schedule
Man Has Sex For More Than 30 Seconds, Girlfriend Amazed
Jerry Falwell: "Masturbation Is Murder!"
Man Dupes Girlfriend Into Seeing Porn Movie
Commentary: "Fine, Don't Listen. But Don't Come Crying To Me When You Get Knocked Up."
Quick Hits - Issue Three
Intern Accidentally Deletes The Internet
Bush Makes Chicken Noises At UN
Net Perverts Excited About Possibility Of "Pornster"
Nicorette Gum Now Features Flavor Crystals
McDonalds Unveils The McForty
Local Gator Farmer Looking For Love
Anna Kournikova Almost Beats Some Chick
Arafat Condones, Er, I mean Condemns Terrorism
Commentary: What's This About A Deadline?
Quick Hits - Issue Four
Gore Plans To Run Again: Will Start At Two Miles A Day
Justin Timberlake Proves He Doesn't Need N'Sync (To Suck)
Reporters Finally Design "Middle East Violence Template"
Die Hard Janet Reno Fans: "Still The Man For The Job"
Everyone's Pretty On The Internet
Jeb Bush Announces Foolproof Terrorist Detection Plan
Commentary: "The Fake News For President!"
Quick Hits - Issue Five
The Fake News is not meant to be taken seriously. All names are made up, except for celebrities, whose names are used satirically.
