OK, this is an old one but oh well. Before computers....
•An application was for employment.
•A program was a TV show.
•A cursor used profanity.
•A keyboard was a piano.
•Memory was something lost with age.
•A CD was a bank account.
•If you had a 3 1/2" floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
•Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
•A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
•A backup happened to the toilet.
•Cut you did with a knife.
•Paste you did with glue.
•A web was a spiders home.
•And a virus was the the flu.
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