It's the extra poo that makes all the difference!
Now Playing: it's been an old school Lenny Kravitz day

Step right up and check out two new (uncharactacteristically uncrappy) entries in This Blog Will Change Andy's Life, featuring Days Seventy-Seven (Logo Day) and Day Seventy-Eight (Politically Correct Day). Come for the logo, stay for the bonus cereal review!

And here's the feature I originally planned to relaunch AO with (along with the above Book stuff), but never got around to until now... please welcome Five by Five! I'm also planning to include lots of pictures, generally pertaining to the subject at hand, in the Five by Five. They'll probably be a little bigger than here on the front page. Hey, I see three already!

Jon Stewart has signed on to continue with the Daily Show for four more years. It's the best news show on television (which is both sad and great). I don't have access to cable, but there's not a day that I don't go to the Daily Show website and watch the couple of videos from the previous night's show (well, except for the weekend). I never fail to laugh. What's better?

I've brought back the random quote thing up there. It only has about 35 quotes right now, but it'll swell back up into the hundreds again very shortly so you don't have to suffer through the same quotes over and over. It'll be a quotes/lyrics hybrid, actually.

Jayson Blair's book has only sold 1,386 copies. I kinda want to read it, just for the newspaper journalism stuff, but with the horrid reviews and selling less copies than we have total books probably in our kids section at the bookstore... I'm thinking I'll wait.

Dave Matthews and the band are now officially in the studio, doing it a way they never have before - without a producer (besides Dave himself) and without actually having written anything beforehand. And "Oh" is being released as the third single from Dave's solo album, which means I'll hear it on ONE station (the best one out there, too... I wish I could receive it anywhere that's not just Savannah).

Here's an article on the biggest of the wrecks that caused me to take three hours to drive from Brunswick to the first exit after the Brunswick exit.

Pot. Kettle. Black.
A good, probably true quote from Dave Matthews in Blender:
"Thank god for OutKast! If Andre 3000 and Big Boi were in charge of the space program, we'd be sitting poolside on Mars sipping champagne."

And one from the village idiot, George W. Bush, this week:
"If you're going to make an accusation in the course of a presidential campaign, you ought to back it up with facts."

The leprechaun tells me to burn things!

You wanna humour me? Then take my quiz. Goodnight!

Well you came and you gave without taking
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Kelly Willis
A few new site things for you to enjoy on this fine Monday. Senorita Anonymous has donated three new banners, one of which you see up there. I'm still waiting for Lissa to donate her banners from her recent experience, but I think she has slightly more important things going on right now. :) Three more brand-spankin' new entries in the This Book Will Change Andy's Life blog, too. Gino's!

As a real celebration for St. Patrick's Day, I give you Capn. Wacky's Boatload o' Blarney.

I watch Buffy, but really... I never do this.

Stay safe tomorrow!

If you feel like letting go
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: 'Everybody Hurts' by the Corrs
Fine, so I screwed up my link in the last post AGAIN. So sue me!

For those of you who found your way around my bad link to it, there are three new entries of This Book Will Change Andy's Life. For those of you too lazy to use the OTHER link on the page, there's also the four you missed from before.

There are two new pictures that didn't make the cut.

I haven't done it in a while, so here are song songs that I recommend.

Starbucks is going to allow customers to burn CDs in stores. Joe Muggs, meanwhile, will offer a free poster of Blue Merle with the purchase of a "22 Steps Frappe."

The Easy Bake Oven has nothing on the new Marshmallow Peeps Maker.

Poor Dear Abby... this column got yanked. She didn't figure out that it tied in with a Homeresque storyline.

Stading outside of a broken telephone booth with change in my hand
Now Playing: Yeah, that song
Item I really didn't need but couldn't resist having:

I pity the fool who don't like kitties!

Four new TBWCAL entries. I'll update the rest of the site stuff tomorrow when I'm hopefully in more of a mood to do it.

Ch-ch-ch-changes
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: 'Angry All The Time' by Bruce Robison & Kelly Willis

One day, I'll do the links right: we have the Scott Baio album (currently: zero bids, $0.00) and the three-jersey swatch baseball card (four bids, $11.00). Buy buy buy!

I've changed a few things around here, as you might've noticed. I cleaned up the little toolbar over there on the left, at least as best I could. Department #1 would be "AO Features," Department #2 would be "Andy Stuff," and Department #3 is a brand new feature I like to call "Andy Friends." It'd be wise to check out all of those sites, I think. Some are blogs, some are actual webpages (some personal, some other). If you'd like to be there, let me know!

Due to me filling up the first one, I present Photos That Didn't Make The Cut, Album Two. Yippee.

I added eight books to my library. They're all by the same author.

Naturally, I did (well, kinda) two days worth of entries for This Book Will Change Andy's Life. Get ready to learn a poem and conserve water!

Kinky for Governor!

The newest reason to move to the Philippines: an all-SPAM restaurant.

My parents bought me many of these cookies. X-E... always good for the memories.

What a great Photoshop contest... Far Side cartoons come to life.

Peanuts fan and/or a fan of "Hey Ya!"? Then this is the greatest movie ever. (Warning: takes a minute or so to load)

Posted by Andy at 12:41 AM EST
Updated: Monday, March 8, 2004 12:44 AM EST
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BUY BUY BUY
Now's your chance! Have you always dreamed of owning YOUR very own Scott Baio debut album? Haven't we all? Well, go buy mine! Give your heart a little dose of Baio mania! (There's a baseball card up for grabs, too, but it isn't nearly on the level as Scott Baio... swoon).

EDIT: And for those of you who like links that actually work, we have Scott Baio and Chipper, Dontrelle, and Albert.

It's A Pose
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Nellie McKay's 'Get Away From Me'

Today's highly recommended music: Nellie McKay's "Get Away From Me." A two-disc debut! Nineteen years old! Plays piano! Writes her own lyrics! Good music! It's jazz, it's pop, it's rap!

Here you go, the latest two days worth of TBWCAL. And here, here's seven bird pictures that didn't make the cut.

I actually did this part last time I updated the page. Someone said I wouldn't... so have 150 more random songs! And look at that, it's kinda diverse. I might be musically okay yet.

It's official... there's more Harry Potter coming (you can hear the bookstore world both rejoicing and groaning). The sixth book is in progress. J.K. Rowling will go back and revise the whole series after she finishes it. And she might quite possibly write an eighth book featuring Harry as an adult. This is all good news.

The U.S. is about to start looking for bin Laden 24/7. Um... were we only searching a few hours a day or something before? Hello?

If Hawaii can have special Hawaii edition SPAM, why can't Georgia?

CNN.com reports that "The Passion of The Christ" is being overreported. This report brought to you by the World Irony Foundation.

John Kerry... look at him rock! Or something.

Here's the new Rolling Stone article on Norah Jones. And here's the contents page photo again, just because... well, I like it, dangit.

X-Entertainment takes a look at the He-Man Coloring Book! Watch as Skeletor has rare wedding plans! The big lug needs love, too.