BUY BUY BUY
Now's your chance! Have you always dreamed of owning YOUR very own Scott Baio debut album? Haven't we all? Well, go buy mine! Give your heart a little dose of Baio mania! (There's a baseball card up for grabs, too, but it isn't nearly on the level as Scott Baio... swoon).

EDIT: And for those of you who like links that actually work, we have Scott Baio and Chipper, Dontrelle, and Albert.