Driving
Ok so i was driving and there was this tire in the road. Isn't that wierd. It was in the road.
--Breita--

Arby's
Tonight Arby's was out of Roast Beef... are you kidding me? What kind of Arby's is out of roast beef???

p.s. the name "Arby's" is like "R.B's" which stands for "Roast Beefs.." just in case you were lookin' for some more info to amaze the pals.

--claire--

The Links and Ads Found on This Site
Besides the Ace of Base link, none of these ads or links were chosen by me. I do not support you clicking these links or being influenced by these ads, nor do i support angelfire's forced advertisment on my page. I also do not have any money and so I must keep this free site, which must have ads and links that i do not support. What a shitty world we live in. Just don't click the links and don't buy the crap they advertise and everything will be okay.
--claire--

THESE GIRLS ARE HOT
WHOA DUDES!!

Claire and Kate are hot. You can rub claire for 15 dollars, if your good.

Penises and Vaginas
Do you ever find yourself sitting in a big room with a bunch of people and all you can think of is that they aren't really people, they are just a bunch of penises and vaginas? If you haven't thought about that yet, I bet you will sometime soon.
--k & c--

Claiming Drugs
If you tell people you're on drugs, they look at you funny, which makes you feel like you're funny, even if you're not. Plus, it's okay to say stupid things because hey, it's not you who is saying the stupid things, it's the drugs. That's why I prefer to always claim to be on drugs. It's like "claiming sanctuary" for morons.. just "claim drugs." Then, no matter what you say or do, it's not you acting like a dumbass, it's the drugs.

Your Mom
End everything anybody says with "your mom." Trust me, it'll become a game... a game that you will win every single time. Make it so that if they say "your mom" back at you, it counts as a repeat and repeats automatically lose. If they happen to say "your mom" first though, you can say "your mom" back on account of being better than them at the game, and in which case, you will win, because there is nowhere for them to go except to just admit their defeat and their utter worthlessness as a human being.