So here is the answer to EVERYONE'S question:
NO... Ms. Larsen did NOT invite me to her wedding and therefore, I will NOT be attending. NOT because I do NOT want to be there, but because of that small issue of NOT being invited. I guess my great intelligence of physical science and impeccable basketball ability just wasn't good enough for old Karen Larsen. But hey, that's okay, I'm glad she has placed some standards on her wedding party... Too bad for me the standards were EVERYONE but me. But again, I say, that's okay. Because a party where the standard of guests would fall below me would most definitely be an awful party and a party which even I would not attend. So I guess there's your catch-22 for the day. You throw a party and don't invite me and you are a jerk and have made one of your most talented students (debatable, but still in my most unbiassed opinion a true statement), very sad. But then. (here's where the catch-22 comes into play), if you do invite me to your party, it must be a very very sad party and I won't come anyway (because it's just that sad). So either way I end up NOT going to parties and, instead, I sit here and write these entries into my often plagiarized blog and you, sadly, read these, (and even sadder, PLAGIARIZE this stupid blog), and hopefully, you pray for my steady recovery of this mental retardation obviously brought upon from the boredom that has been attributed to my lack of party attendance. So again I say, NO, I am NOT going to her wedding. Goodight.