You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaner nozzle attachments. Hell yeah man! I use it when Jenny's out of town or when I don't see her for long periods of time. But other things suck and this artivle is about the figurative interpretation of the word. So here's something that sucks. When you sit down in someone's outside lawn furniture and after you sit down they're like "yeah don't sit there it's really wet." "Hey thanks a lot bucko! Look there's a little kid running after his ball into traffic! Wait...wait..." BBBEEEEEP! WHAM! "Oh hey kid, don't run in the street!" So now I stand up and go check the damage in the mirror only to find that it looks like my cock works like gonzo's nose and peed out the wrong way as there is one big circular stain on my left ass cheek! Thanks Claire! Thanks a bunch! And u know what else sucks? Captain Planet. What a fucken waste of space. Thanku.