Got a quick story about the new guy that sits next to me.  I was in between calls typing up a ticket when I hear:

 "Sir....sir?  Please bow your head...  Are you bowing?  Ok, now say a prayer....because your computer is dead."

 I looked over the top of the cubicles to the guy on the other side...then we both just busted out laughing.  This new guy really lays it out there for users...I honestly think he's been picking some stuff up from the guy on his other side and me....but I'm not sure he realizes that when we bust on users...we have the mute button pressed.

 We got in this morning and started talking about starting up a pool to bet on how long he lasts....then he didn't show up today.  I asked if anyone had yesterday on the pool, but I guess we'll see if he shows up tomorrow or Friday.