Some people are just dumb...part two
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Work
I had a call today from an old guy on one of the real estate lines. I asked him the simple questions I'm supposed to...name, phone number, blah blah blah. Then I asked him how soon he wanted to move.

His repsonse? "ASCP"

Me - "ASCP?"

Him - "Yeah, as soon as possbile."

Me - "You mean ASAP?"

Him - "Huh?"

Me - "Nevermind!"