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Beyond the rim of the toilet
Klingies and Rumpulans spoil it
I know I'll find in crap-crusted reaches
Scum and hairballs and half-eaten peaches

I know my cleansing ends never
This starpot will go on forever
Remind me when my mission is complete
"Remember to put down the seat!"

"Sewage... the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starpot Sanitize;
Its mission: to expunge strange new turds;
To snake out new pipes, start new sanitizations;
To bowldly clean where no one has cleaned before!

From left to right:
Mr. Spewyu; Lt. Uhershey; Mr. Splop (kneeling); Captain Krock; Dr. HmRoyd; Nurse Crappel; Mr. Scrot

All concepts and media on this page 2006 by Brian Matthews
STAR TREK Paramount Pictures