"A show about nothing with special effects!" - Critic #2
"The Zupnaziite"
"Two Of One, A Sixth Of A Dozen Of The Other"
"The Gnoze"
"Inheritance Spending"
"2 Out Of 3 Or 6 To 4"
"The Commander's New Clothes"
"Up, Up And Obey"
"Four"
From an idea by Patman
A feared promotion in Starbase Services puts a Zupnaziite native in charge of food prep - a position Ensign Costanza was up for.
Cmdr. Seinfeld's new girlfriend is an Orion slave girl with four breasts; 2 out of 3 is convinced the last two are fake.
A parasite in Cmdr. Seinfeld's left nostril grabs his finger when he goes to pick his nose and won't let go; meanwhile, Lt. Kramer decides to start cooking in his quarters.
Ensign Costanza's parents pay a visit to the starbase.
2 out of 3's new boyfriend goes mad and takes over the starbase after he ponders the disparity between 2's name and the fact that she hangs out with 3 other crewmembers.
Cmdr. Seinfeld accidentally approves an unusual dress uniform design while shopping for a costume to replicate; meanwhile, Lt. Kramer decides to jog through the entire starbase backwards.
Cmdr. Seinfeld takes leave time to visit his parents on FloridAlpha I; meanwhile, Crewman tries to boobytrap Cmdr. Seinfeld's quarters, but is confronted by the Emergency Holographic Superman.
Lt. Kramer talks Ensign Costanza into a golf game on the holodeck; meanwhile, 2 out of 3 loses another boyfriend on a landing party.
All concepts and media on this page ©2006 by Brian Matthews
STAR TREK © Paramount Pictures
SEINFELD © NBC
Particular thanks to Lee Cain and Rob Wingate
