FURUSATO HOMETOWN MANIFESTO
Topic: New York / Commack
COMMACK SUXXX?

More later.

FONT FONT FONT / TANUKI NO KINTAMA
Topic: Japan (misc)
Good evening my loyal followers. Our researchers have finally completed work on the official TAKOTRON font. The results are sure to blow your mind, though they probably won't. Full of innovation and hard work, but mostly not. Anyway, you can download it here. This is only v.1, so it's all caps, no numbers or punctuation yet. Sorry. I'll keep working on it. Or rather our high tech research team will. DOWNLOAD THIS FONT!!! and then you put the ttf file in your windows/fonts folder, and it should work in MSword and all that.

In other news, Miss Comrade Hotoda and I had a serious discussion regarding the magical and mysterious "tanuki no kintama." That means raccoon balls. Allow me to attempt an explanation; there are these traditional statues all around Japan, especially in older neighborhoods, that depict Tanuki and their huge balls. Apparently they are some sort of folk-lore trickster legend. They look like badgers, but they are called "tanuki," which means "raccoon," so i don't know what that discrepancy is. Perhaps it's part of the scrotal myth.





They also like booze and fishing.


















and the kids love 'em.

Works In Progress Administration
Topic: Site Features
Greetings from TAKOTRON H.Q.!! We apologize for the apparent lack of activity taking place recently around the office and on our site. We would like to take a moment to remind our administration and shareholders that worrying is neither tolerated nor necessary, for this fiscal quarter promises some exciting new developments including:

-THENOVAKIDS TAKOTRON FONT!! Our R+D team has been hard at work designing a new typeface that's sure to cause a stir both around the workplace and among the cosmos!

--NEW IMAGE GALLERIES Under the supervision of our Minister of Recreational Design (M.O.R.D.) and Kunstlich Experience Investigator (K.E.I.) millions of important images are being registered and filed, and will soon be distributed to the universe and its masses via our state-of-the-art "VISIONS" gallery

We are delighted to have so many enthusiastic supporters in our ranks as we continue our exciting conquest of so many virtual and actual worlds.

-THENOVAKIDS

UPDATED CONTENT/CONTEXT
Topic: Site Features
Attention visitors : I have improved beyond recognition a page I had up entitled My (mom's) Honda Civic vs. The City of Chicago (Richard M. Daley, Archduke). The new improved and sentimental version can be found
HERE.

The works page, linked to by "rice" on the index page has also been rebuilt, for all you STARFIGHTERS .