TAKOTRON BRIDGES UPDATED
Topic: Site Features
The 1908 Chicago and Northwestern Railway Bascule Bridge south of Kinzie Street has been added to TAKOTRON BRIDGES. The site is now up to date and complete, at least until another wave of research and accompanying field trip takes place.

TAKOTRON: RAILROAD BRIDGES OF CHICAGO
Topic: Site Features
I am working on a website devoted to the historically significant but overlooked railroad bridges over the Chicago river system. I will introduce the site more formally when it is presentable, but it can be visited while under construction at:

http://www.takotron.com/bridges/bridges.htm

SITE UPDATE:
Takotron Media
Topic: Site Features
A new, more austere portal to the works of TAKOTRON has been envisioned, engineered, and uploaded. With a white background, of all things. Visit this sexy new thing here:

TAKOTRON MEDIA

KUFI BLOCKS!
Topic: Site Features

Takotron's grip expands through cyberspace--as webMASTER/project-archivists we present: Visual Training: Kufi Blocks
for Professor Ben Nicholson's Arch 430/431 course.

THE GENTLE SOUNDS OF TAKOTRON IN SPRINGTIME
Topic: Site Features
NEW CONTENT!!! The whole staff here at TAKOTRON HQ has been busy all week completing our SOUNDS page, for your pleasure. We have been experimenting with various audible textures over the last several years, and after rejecting numerous offers from several high profile record labels, have decided to submit these projects to the public, for immediate consumption, no monetary exchanges or middlemen involved. All files are in mp3 format. Right click and save to download, or click to play (if your browser is into that kind of thing). Please don't reproduce or play publicly or steal any of this content without are consent. you can email us: thenovakids@gmail.com

NEW TAKOTRON CONTENT
Topic: Site Features
NEW LINKS PAGE ADDED:

FRIENDS AND ALLIES

visit our friends!

email us and you can join the linkage party: thenovakids@gmail.com

NEW! TAKOTRON THEME SONG
Topic: Site Features
New release:
TAKOTRON THEME SONG
DOWNLOAD NOW!

*SU700 and EA1 operated by TAKOTRON Motherboard of Directors

*voices by thenovakids

This was produced as a replacement of the original jarring intro song at www.takotron.com. We are softening ourselves with your comfort in mind...NUDESEXFATBUTT

!!!NEWS FLASH!!!
Topic: Site Features
!NEWS FLASH!

CHICAGO 2:02AM CST

KEI-CHAN SEIZES THRONE, BECOMING EMPRESS OF CHICAGO IN COUP INSTIGATED BY TAKOTRON; MAYOR DALEY RELEGATED TO NEW ROLE AS ARCHDUKE. INFO

UPDATED FEATURE: ABOUT TAKOTRON

'VISIONS' GALLERY UPDATES
Topic: Site Features
-->UPDATED<-- The two "COMIC NATION" pages at TAKOTRON VISIONS have been updated. ALLNEWIMAGES MILLIONSOFVISIONS NUDESEXFATBUTT NOVAKIDS TAKOTRON DO IT!!!

UPDATE NATION
Topic: Site Features
Today our technicians enhanced our VISIONS image galleries by a factor of 13%, in hopes of pulling in an extra .038% markup on traded shares this quarter. Please look over the new galleries to ensure personal inspiration and succumb to your inevitable obsession with our creations. DO IT.

Love,
THENOVAKIDS

Takotron corporate picnic flag-football, March 06, 2005

OFFENDERS
Topic: Site Features
Perhaps you have been checking back to this page longingly, hoping to find something new and exciting offered to you by us here at TAKOTRON. Well, we have of course been hard at work programming an amazing new page that we're sure you'll find incredible but probably not. It is a special game inspired by the hair of real life sex offenders!!!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT

IMAGE GALLERIES
Topic: Site Features
Our R+D team has finally transmitted to HQ their week-long project, and the results have exceeded the expectations of the board.

In the official TAKOTRON news from yesterday or the other day or whatever you will find the TAKOTRON font, v2.0. It's of course awesome, and we are proud to announce that we were just contacted by the US DEPT OF THE TREASURY who have bought the rights to use it on every DOLLAR BILL MINTED HENCEFORTH. The amount paid shall not be disclosed, here, but lets just say Comptroller Hotoda will finally be able to afford those Platinum-plated front teeth she has been hankering for.

Interestingly, it happened to be a broken link that has since been fixed. Though we apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused, TAKOTRON refuses to issue an apology or accept responsibility for this tragedy.

Also, please visit the new IMAGE GALLERIES.

FONT v2.0
Topic: Site Features
OK, while enjoying the magical aromas of Kei's developing Pear-almond tart with apricot glaze, I've worked out some kinks in the now famous TAKOTRON font. You must download it NOW. If you downloaded v.1, you just delete it out of your WINDOWS/FONT and replace it with this one.

DOWNLOAD FONT

I have many potentially interesting stories to post here, but I'm spending some time redoing all the new image galleries. There are still some glitches, but you can see them in their nascent state here:

http://www.takotron.com/visions.html

Works In Progress Administration
Topic: Site Features
Greetings from TAKOTRON H.Q.!! We apologize for the apparent lack of activity taking place recently around the office and on our site. We would like to take a moment to remind our administration and shareholders that worrying is neither tolerated nor necessary, for this fiscal quarter promises some exciting new developments including:

-THENOVAKIDS TAKOTRON FONT!! Our R+D team has been hard at work designing a new typeface that's sure to cause a stir both around the workplace and among the cosmos!

--NEW IMAGE GALLERIES Under the supervision of our Minister of Recreational Design (M.O.R.D.) and Kunstlich Experience Investigator (K.E.I.) millions of important images are being registered and filed, and will soon be distributed to the universe and its masses via our state-of-the-art "VISIONS" gallery

We are delighted to have so many enthusiastic supporters in our ranks as we continue our exciting conquest of so many virtual and actual worlds.

-THENOVAKIDS

UPDATED CONTENT/CONTEXT
Topic: Site Features
Attention visitors : I have improved beyond recognition a page I had up entitled My (mom's) Honda Civic vs. The City of Chicago (Richard M. Daley, Archduke). The new improved and sentimental version can be found
HERE.

The works page, linked to by "rice" on the index page has also been rebuilt, for all you STARFIGHTERS .